At like $2k cost per lb for orbit, that’s an expensive halloween mask.

Come, child, let’s peer into the Tavarish crystal ball...

Doctor: “Hey, can I get a hand?”

Thank you for reminding us that white people with no sense of humor are almost as bad as white people with no sense of shame.

Hopefully Mike is taking notes for next April’s speech at the Easter White People Secret Gathering.

PS: I notice from looking at the google doc that many people have signed up for salad and…

That MWT-9, from certain angles, looks really goddamn awesome.

I would never buy one, but the double tube, wide stance front just looks super cool. Imagine seeing one of those wheelie- it would look like an awesome angry transformer.

Who do you think he is, Bill Cosby?

“Mr. Tso’s Dumpling House of Infinite Sadness” doesn’t have oysters?

Good lord, that’s almost as bad as my CVCC Civic.

This movie is exactly why netflix was invented. It’s the sort of movie that I watch 40 minutes of, get bored, alt tab over to pornhub and rub one out, grab some ice cream, and then finish up. Can’t do that in the theater (legally).

I just had a 2015 as a rental and the brake pedal was the most hideous car control I’ve ever experienced. It had about an inch of dead travel, then another 3/4” of porridge mush, then finally the pedal firms up and the car starts to slow down. Then, after you let off the pedal, it literally hangs up in the porridge…

You are the product of a sexual union between your mother and a walrus, and your face looks like a walnut’s anus.

See, I can do it too!

Pretty much everything that hit theaters in the past two weeks was shit. Given the choice, I’d probably see the martian again before anything new until Spectre comes out.

That’s a bummer.

If only there was some way to see this com..

I totally agree. I get quite offended by the misuse of homonyms.

I disagree. The point of the tie fighter is to make people attend movies, and if they looked like your lame ass idea, nobody would go.

That’s not good for your health, man!

Oh, no reason...

Nah, Toyota actually issued a recall when they recognized the problem, as opposed to waiting until somebody else dies.

YOU STAY AWAY FROM MY ROADS!

“I just have a hard time thinking anyone is going to want a 1,000 cc supercharged motorcycle with cheaper components.”