Come, child, let’s peer into the Tavarish crystal ball...

Doctor: “Hey, can I get a hand?”

Thank you for reminding us that white people with no sense of humor are almost as bad as white people with no sense of shame.

Hopefully Mike is taking notes for next April’s speech at the Easter White People Secret Gathering.

PS: I notice from looking at the google doc that many people have signed up for salad and…

That MWT-9, from certain angles, looks really goddamn awesome.

I would never buy one, but the double tube, wide stance front just looks super cool. Imagine seeing one of those wheelie- it would look like an awesome angry transformer.

Who do you think he is, Bill Cosby?

Good lord, that’s almost as bad as my CVCC Civic.

I just had a 2015 as a rental and the brake pedal was the most hideous car control I’ve ever experienced. It had about an inch of dead travel, then another 3/4” of porridge mush, then finally the pedal firms up and the car starts to slow down. Then, after you let off the pedal, it literally hangs up in the porridge…

That’s a bummer.

If only there was some way to see this com..

I disagree. The point of the tie fighter is to make people attend movies, and if they looked like your lame ass idea, nobody would go.

That’s not good for your health, man!

Oh, no reason...

Nah, Toyota actually issued a recall when they recognized the problem, as opposed to waiting until somebody else dies.

YOU STAY AWAY FROM MY ROADS!

“I just have a hard time thinking anyone is going to want a 1,000 cc supercharged motorcycle with cheaper components.”

It’s a soft ‘J’

And to think, when he left A&M there were some who said he lost his edge...

“It would surprise me greatly if a coach can sign a contract, be unable to perform, and still get paid as though he did while the school has no recourse to find a permanent replacement.”

What do you think this is, HP?

Right?

If this had been available 6 months ago, I totally would have bought one over my FiST. an extra 5 grand in go-fast parts and this thing would be TITS MCGEE

This is either a brilliant troll, or you have mistyped marthastewart.com very badly.