All true except for the not dying part. The computer can only do so much.

What?

-Your hands

I understand what octane is for, I just have never seen or heard of a factory car which is tuned for 89. Everything is either timed conservatively for 87 or requires 91 minimum.

If you watch the video, you’ll see that he’s modified it for nitrous, hence the higher RPM. Fuckin’ race bike.

I fully expect you to go back and update the Monster review with the non-top grade pussy carrying capability rating.

I believe it’s on the spec sheet as “NTGPCC Weight” right below the wet and dry weight.

The cubs: giving new meaning to “zero sum game” - A game wherein whatever the sum is for everyone else, for you, it’s zero.

May velociraptor jesus have mercy on your eternal soul.

This car is totes adorbs!

Doug, since you brought it up: What is the point of mid-grade? Does anyone buy it? Ever?

Cubs have very short legs.

I was going to say- to me, this seems like a pretty good argument for what they did? I mean, if you’d gone to management right up front and said you can trade an entire year of his career for home instead of away at the WC game, they would have tripped over their own dicks rushing to take the extra year.

Neutral: No, because I’ve owned a 2005 golf and I still get involuntary twitches whenever I see them. CEL’s haunt my dreams...

Absolutely, but only because of the helmet the pickle is wearing.

How did you see my dreams?

Fuck all that noise, how far can he punt a football?

This is so Dmb

Quiet down before I crush you with my Pulitzer.

Actually, LBJ made some of the greatest strides in gun control legislation this country has ever seen.

That being said, vietnam, so the joke still kind of works. I just happen to like LBJ so I needed to defend him a bit.

Despite the best efforts of just about every teenager in my hometown...