All true except for the not dying part. The computer can only do so much.

What?

-Your hands

I understand what octane is for, I just have never seen or heard of a factory car which is tuned for 89. Everything is either timed conservatively for 87 or requires 91 minimum.

If you watch the video, you’ll see that he’s modified it for nitrous, hence the higher RPM. Fuckin’ race bike.

I fully expect you to go back and update the Monster review with the non-top grade pussy carrying capability rating.

I believe it’s on the spec sheet as “NTGPCC Weight” right below the wet and dry weight.

Anything, and I mean ANYTHING, should replace 500 days of Kristin.

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Really? I rotozip drywall all the time to get at plumbing and I could see myself using this instead. I do agree that drywall dust is the most insidious substance known to man, but this would catch the worst of it and prevent it from getting all over peoples bathrooms and shit.

I actually think this is one of those weird situations where the cheap tool is actually better for professionals. Essentially it’s a really good drywall cutout tool for those who already have a better dremel and a shopvac, but dislike the cleanup from doing drywall work.

A what windmill?

Came for the insufferable audiophiles telling everyone that these weren’t that expensive or that great.... Was not disappointed.

The cubs: giving new meaning to “zero sum game” - A game wherein whatever the sum is for everyone else, for you, it’s zero.

May velociraptor jesus have mercy on your eternal soul.

This car is totes adorbs!

Doug, since you brought it up: What is the point of mid-grade? Does anyone buy it? Ever?

I now have a mental image of phil mickelson using his mantit nipples to navigate via trackpad. Thanks.

Cubs have very short legs.

I was going to say- to me, this seems like a pretty good argument for what they did? I mean, if you’d gone to management right up front and said you can trade an entire year of his career for home instead of away at the WC game, they would have tripped over their own dicks rushing to take the extra year.

Neutral: No, because I’ve owned a 2005 golf and I still get involuntary twitches whenever I see them. CEL’s haunt my dreams...