The point of these doors is that they’re going to sell more model X’s than any other 10 features combined.

Once you accept that as the premise (and it’s true, so you should), the rest is just “how do we engineer them to work as well as possible, given that we want to have to have them as an advertising exercise”.

No, because what if she were uglier and also the same quality of guest? Then she would be worse. At least she was fabulous looking and took some of the attention off the hideous bride and stuff.

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They’ve booked 550 units at 2 mil a pop? That’s pretty impressive.

“Nationals Cannot Stop Beating Selves”

And I thought I could never be a professional athlete.

GET OVER HERE!!!!!

I literally cannot fathom how much work this took to make for no discernible benefit.

It’s like someone spent two years in a room working day and night, and came out with an elaborate drawing of a machine that will design a machine that makes tiny rubber penis mustaches.

This is my favorite part. The auto-box lever is just chillin off to the side.

I get about 30-35 on my FZ-1 ridden as much like a hoon as possible without exceeding the speed of light.

I agonized for weeks over this vs fiesta. I ended up getting the fiesta because it’s more capable, but TBH there’s a large part of me that still wishes I had got the abarth.

I’m trying to convince my wife to get an abarth for her next car so I can be like

The exterior surfaces are also vomit resistant in case passerby see a juke without being mentally prepared.

Nah, you’re making it sound all complex and stuff. See that guy over there in the corner? that’s fred, he does all of the car software stuff. The rest of us just make spreadsheets.

By any chance did you run them on a dyno? Because I hear that cleans them up :)

Gotcha. Good info, thanks!

Wha? No, you can’t go helmet to helmet on a quarterback whos legs are already wrapped up.

What the fuck video did you see?

No shit, 5 gallons? How often do you have to fill it?

I actually have one in my garage. One day soon, it will have a lot less CVCC and a lot more K20 up in it.

Wait, why does the urea injection affect the rear suspension setup? package size?

I made it to “B-Dubs” and then lost it.

No, that’s the FoST. The FiST is the one you buy if you think the FoST is too heavy and not as balanced.