Yeah, they actually have to socially interact with someone right next to them. I definitely feel their pain.

came for it. was not disappointed.

Not to mention the tattoos. He’s nigh unemployaable.

I know my wife’s bra size, but I have no idea how it’s measured. Just like I know my shoe size, but I have no idea what the numbers mean.

It’s not that unreasonable.

That is, by far, the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. “instead of rotating the tires on our cars, we’ll just run the track backwards.”

Perhaps he’s not winning.... because his players are playing injured?

Being coked out of your mind and getting gratuitous head on your way to the supermarket is the ultimate “driving experience”

That dog just makes the photo. He’s like HALPPP!!!

Right?

Finally, a kindred spirit. Old people too, right?

“Fuck, Jimmy! You just spilled your super mega big gulp on my whale penis seats!”

I hate children.

Well there goes my DHSL fantasy draft

Good move!

it’s ok, he was playing like a woman.

On the plus side, that’s probably the least scary way to die in a plane crash.

dear andrea: we’ll always have our penises, and that’s enough.

Now that she has the jalopnik bump things will get easier for her, I expect.

Yeah, that sort of blew my mind. It was like pass, nice shot, pass, WAIT BACK UP WHAT.

Wait 2:17 - WTF?