I had a TI92 in high school. I convinced my parents i needed it for ap classes, but I really just got it because the drugwars for the TI92 was way better.

That dog just makes the photo. He’s like HALPPP!!!

Right?

Finally, a kindred spirit. Old people too, right?

“Fuck, Jimmy! You just spilled your super mega big gulp on my whale penis seats!”

I hate children.

Well there goes my DHSL fantasy draft

Good move!

it’s ok, he was playing like a woman.

On the plus side, that’s probably the least scary way to die in a plane crash.

dear andrea: we’ll always have our penises, and that’s enough.

Now that she has the jalopnik bump things will get easier for her, I expect.

You can see the sediment kicked up from the stern when the thruster moves him around the corner. Coolest thing in the world.

Yeah, that sort of blew my mind. It was like pass, nice shot, pass, WAIT BACK UP WHAT.

Wait 2:17 - WTF?

The logical underpnnings are

Yet again, you and I are in lock-step when it comes to booty call logic.

If it were me, I’d be holdng on to that big ol cache of booty call material.

The point of the hack was to damage the company. The longer it’s in the news, the more damage is done.

Why would you cover up the fact that you were being cheated on?