I think all porsches look like someone melted a volkswagen, and I hate how big the rear overhangs are.

You’re welcome!

My car! Because he’s my best buddy and every morning I come outside and he’s like OOHH DO WE GET TO DRIVE NOW DO WE DO WE DO WE LETS DRIVE WHEEEEEEEEE.

you didn’t even include the pictures of his forrester, you monster.

Everyone knows that whale sharks, basking sharks, etc are all bigger than 20’. It’s pretty goddamn obvious to anyone with two eyes who is watching the video that it’s the biggest white.

Is it factually inaccurate? Yes. Does it need a thousand pedantic doofuses to jump in and be like HURR, NOT THE BIGGEST GAWKTARDS!

That makes more sense. Petroleum generally doesn’t boom/shockwave like that because the combustion is limited by the rate of aresolization (it needs air to blow up, it doesn’t create it’s own oxygen). Whatever this was made a lot of oxygen in a hurry. Explosives would do it.

Oh, I’ve done this before. I see angry pandas fucking in a snowstorm. Next!

Don’t be that guy.

Doesn’t look like petroleum, more like big time oxidizer- fertilizer plant, chemical plant, metallurgical dust explosion, something like that.

Perhaps it is a VW after all?

Solo FiSTing is a very zen experience.

I wish more cars had this setup. I do 99.9% of the miles in my FiST with only me in the car, having a center seat would be amazing.

magic

I would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn’t for you meddling proletariat!

Thank god.

“Lettuce Live!”

-Astronauts

I would be quite happy if they just made an RSX update.

The 49ers have announced a similar program for players, whereby the dude from Dave Chappelle’s stand up routine follows them around and says “Don’t do that, that’s 35 to life!”

This danger cannot be overstated. Fecal transfer to the penis is the greatest danger of our time.

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