I think all porsches look like someone melted a volkswagen, and I hate how big the rear overhangs are.

You’re welcome!

My car! Because he’s my best buddy and every morning I come outside and he’s like OOHH DO WE GET TO DRIVE NOW DO WE DO WE DO WE LETS DRIVE WHEEEEEEEEE.

you didn’t even include the pictures of his forrester, you monster.

That makes more sense. Petroleum generally doesn’t boom/shockwave like that because the combustion is limited by the rate of aresolization (it needs air to blow up, it doesn’t create it’s own oxygen). Whatever this was made a lot of oxygen in a hurry. Explosives would do it.

Doesn’t look like petroleum, more like big time oxidizer- fertilizer plant, chemical plant, metallurgical dust explosion, something like that.

Perhaps it is a VW after all?

Solo FiSTing is a very zen experience.

I wish more cars had this setup. I do 99.9% of the miles in my FiST with only me in the car, having a center seat would be amazing.

magic

I would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn’t for you meddling proletariat!

Thank god.

I would be quite happy if they just made an RSX update.

The 49ers have announced a similar program for players, whereby the dude from Dave Chappelle’s stand up routine follows them around and says “Don’t do that, that’s 35 to life!”

The norm macdonald one is hilarious. The rest, though...

Do you think Bill Cosby would let you interview him? I hear he loves Molly Night.

does it have gills?

JPP’s hand never ceases to be a shocker.

You mean half the maximum torque of the highest performance bike currently available, but available right from 0mph?

My FZ-1, which will do 0-60 in under 4 seconds without breaking a sweat, has 76 lb/ft max.

I would consider 66 right from the get go to be well into the “crazy” range.