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The 49ers have announced a similar program for players, whereby the dude from Dave Chappelle’s stand up routine follows them around and says “Don’t do that, that’s 35 to life!”

The norm macdonald one is hilarious. The rest, though...

Do you think Bill Cosby would let you interview him? I hear he loves Molly Night.

does it have gills?

JPP’s hand never ceases to be a shocker.

You mean half the maximum torque of the highest performance bike currently available, but available right from 0mph?

My FZ-1, which will do 0-60 in under 4 seconds without breaking a sweat, has 76 lb/ft max.

I would consider 66 right from the get go to be well into the “crazy” range.

Personally, I’ll take the FiST

“as truth/accuracy and a bunch of money for lawyers are absolute defenses to defamation/libel/slander.”

If you licked the inside of the cryo-chamber thing, would your tongue stick to it?

God I wish I was alive when group B was popular. It sounds like it was just A-frickin-mazing in person.

Please, please please tell me you’re going to put andy in a focus RS.

While i’m not buying, i’m hoping they sell like hotcakes so my next car can be a $30k fiesta RS.

I thought we were calling them autonomobiles?

A car is a car. This is a car.

I just <3 them because they <3 the FiST.

“ 7) Take selfies that give people a sense of where you are, in order to make others jealous of your life. Options include posing in front of a bank of escalators in an arena, or in front of the popcorn cart.”


The last time I saw someone tank so hard was Desert Storm.