Only slightly related aside: I was on the freeway the other day and watched some douche cut off a motorcycle while merging at high speed and then slam on his brakes to avoid hitting the rapidly slowing cars in front of him, which the motorcyclist had intentionally given space to avoid this sort of thing.

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I assume if you laid all of the throttle cable end to end, it would go around the earth like 3 times.

Obviously the “Small Asian Woman” swap is fairly rare...

As a long time san diego resident: Sayonara, bitches! Have fun in carson and we’ll watch on tv.

Relax dude. Style is subjective, and the general way of deciding subjectivity is to take the preponderance of general approval. Fat chicks were hot in the 17th century, now skinny chicks are hot, in 200 more years it will be fat chicks again.

All I’m doing is pointing out that 21 people agree with me that you should…

I believe you meant to say “It should be a fun season to watch the cubs, unless you happen to physically be at Wrigley”.

That’s great, but what does Tebow’s scouting report have to do with anything?

It’s not nice to call Donkervoorts ugly. They have feelings too.

Also, the likes are in my favor.

Hahahhah. This needs moar starz

Apparently we’ll be needing a crap ton of glass cleaner in the future.

I like the two sections of fence painted white at 1:40 to indicate the proper approach path

From an anthropomorphic perspective, does it bother you that you’re driving hitler?

“In the 30+ yrs since the car was launched, we’ve progressed so much that you can get a Golf R for $39k that will completely blow the doors off of the DeLorean in every measure, including reliability.”

“The DSG has (very short) flappy paddles and there’s also a sport button that ruins everything, just like how a sport button ruins any car that has one.”

Has anyone ever seen Mate and James May in the same room?

OMG please no. If you guys start writing about cars I can actually afford, my life will become even more difficult.

Serious question: is deaf jam better than regular jam?

I bring my 97 Jetta GLX (VR6, manual) to the dealer for some minor issue... probably an 02 sensor