Too Soon <—|————————->Funny Enough To Be Worth It

Serious question: Will we ever see any pitcher get 3 wins in the world series ever again? Statistically it's like no chance, right?

Your brain was protected by the immense Freedom Field that used to permeate America. Now that it has been dismantled by Obama, we need communist devices like helmets and pot holders.

Science.

Not anymore it isn't.

How does one even handicap footsketoccer?

Oscar De La Renta: A Wake?

Here's my measured analysis of that game, delivered in a total non-homer way. HAHAHHAHA REKT MOTHERFUKERS!!

I'm quite glad someone validated the ridiculous amount of my life that went into that game.

are there fish in the lake?

In order to get some perspective on how this could happen, let's go inside the production trailer...

How about first to 10 laps?

I want one of these with some sort of "wuss key" that makes it only make like 180hp. I love the look, the sound, the eveyrthing, but I would instantly make myself into paste with 300hp.

PS: I currently ride a literbike that makes 150+hp. I can't fathom 300.

I can't decide whether you're trying to denigrate the H2r or explain how awesome it is. Because yes, that's what it is, and yes, that is fucking awesome.

White Men Can Jump... On Lucrative Investment Opportunities

SHE SAYS "NOT THE FIRST TIME I'VE HEARD THAT"

"not the first time I've heard that"

All of the cut athletes are under 5'4" and the coaches are 6'. They just weren't in their vision.

Seriously though, maybe they're like distance runners and her vision is for them to be a sprinting school? I dunno, I'm reaching.

"The Riddell-less robberies of the Riddeller"