WHAT THE FUCK NISSAN. You'll build THIS:

I fixed it. It's 9 a.m., sorry.

There are small motorcycle accidents; it helps to be wearing more than a helmet, thin gloves, a T shirt and jeans. I've been rear ended at similar speed on my bike while stopped and not had a scratch on me, and just been really sore and a little bruised while the bike was totaled. Full CE armor from head to toe…

the correct answer is to not pull over because you are laughing your god damn ass off after a guy landed on your car and shouted "augh oof FUCK"

I'm giving that guy a pass. It's not every day a motorcyclist lands on your roof. He was probably a little confused at the moment.

Um.

From what I'm hearing, once you plug in your device, it automatically detects the OS and works accordingly.

Don't say this on Jalopnik, you will be beaten to death (virtually not IRL, well maybe).

Yes, especially this one !

Raise your hand if you feel the real story here is that you can buy a Kia with a manual transmission.

Throwing a rock at an Aventador is a waste of a rock. He should have saved the rocks for the real guilty party of that day.

God-damned internet expert right here. Even when he's wrong, he's still right. Fucking black-belt level mental kung fu right there. You expect him to come back here and admit he's wrong? Nope. He leaves you guessing. What does he know that we don't? Nothing... but you don't know that. Shazaaam.

Heh. What a non-helpful explanation.

el-Rolls-amino !!!! Bet that sucker will tow !!!

They just wanted to spare people from having to witness the terrible car-nage.