Not as appalling and dumb as your comment though.

BOTW was over rated garbage.

Correction: Nintendo fans are way too sensitive about everything.

“humor”

And in the reflection is a fat kid. Who would have guessed.

I miss cel animation.

That’s definitely not cocaine.

That’s some clickbait if I’ve ever seen it. Where’s SMT IV/Apocalypse, Steamworld Heist, Devil Survivor Record Breaker or hell, Resident Evil Revelations, the best RE game since 4. Surely Kotaku has better taste than this.

Doc didn’t bait as hard you did with that clickbait title.

It’s a fucking 20 dollar game you wet blanket. It was also advertised as a based around boss fights.

Meh. It was such a mediocre Souls clone cash grab. The diablo loot system was a lazy idea and the claustrophobic hallway level design was bad. One of the main reasons the Souls games are so good is because of the world. It’s oozing with mystery and lore. Nioh’s world is the opposite of that.

Ryu doesn’t crouch, which he clearly did.

But can I do space battles and land on a cruiser and then fight with blasters? No. Well, okay. Bye.

It’s only one of the selling points? Here I was thinking it was the only selling point, because the game blew.

Good joke.

What a terrible list.

Bravely Default team? So don’t expect much?

I wish I could have understood Don’t Starve. I mean, is Don’t Starve different enough from Don’t Starve Together? Because a friend and I tried Together and it was probably the most boring thing I’ve ever done.

They made all that money and the game still looks and sounds like shit.

FFXV was awful. Why waste the resources?