“This buffoon is going to be the puppet of Kusher, Pence, Bannon and Preibus.”

his supporters won’t care. thats the sick thing, they will never fucking care. they kept a bitch out of office.

And he’s surrounded by people that hate him. 92% of D.C. voted for Clinton.

Throughout the campaign, Trump flew back to NYC nearly every single night because he can’t stand sleeping away from Trump Tower. Now he’s got to spend four years in Washington. He hates this.

“So you have no plans for the job and no desire to do it, eh? Fuck yeah you’re hired.”

Well she is the 1%, so...

“I’m sick and tired of people like you...”

I had to pause the video and take a moment when Newt fucking Gingrich accused Fox fucking News of liberal bias.

Susan Gurney is clearly an ignorant self-hater. Women experience cognitive decline after 55, but magical men don’t? Makes sense, so let’s put a man who is 2 years older than the woman running) in office. And the thing about the way they speak? Whaaaat? She hears rationality, intelligence, and coherence when Trump…

China is like the tech equivalent of what The Asylum is to movies. (http://www.theasylum.cc)

My son and I have been playing a lot over the past 3 years (he is 13 now). We played together most of the time for the first year or two, which is essential if you are going to use public servers.

“I don’t immediately jump to molesting her. I wait 10 years. But so we’re clear, I’ve called dibs on that.”

“Schilling starts out by proclaiming that it’s totally normal for adults to remark on the physical appearance of their friends’ kids”

Yeah, Trump isn’t the problem. The shockingly high number of people who think Trump should be president is.

“That was ten years ago” works when you’re in your mid-20s talking about something you did when you were in middle school.

I mean, if these are the the worst they’ve got...this is...not that big a deal? I dunno; I know my fellow millennials REALLY hate that she is like vaguely moderate on certain shit (sigh, but I’m not gonna get into that rn) but after today’s pussy-gate is this really gonna matter? The choices are a qualified candidate…

Say what you want about homeboy’s complete lack of basic self-preservation instincts, but he fucking stuck that landing.

Sorry. You don’t characterize a person suffering from PTSD as not being strong.

“La La La not listening Killary lies”

That’s an easy fix. Just remove the sun from the game.