Your whole job is to write and you couldn’t write out at least the best of the jokes? Or even screen cap? This post needs a dislike button.

All those Republicans losing their minds about the threat of Sharia Law are the very same ones implementing it here.

I agree, there needs to be more.

I’m really liking this game. I just wish it was more substantial in the play side. I would have loved the ability to make a whole series of levels kinda like donut plains. So someone could design their own overworld map and levels 1-1 through 1-8. Then have random overworlds linked together.

I can just imagine him sneaking out of the heavily armed murder camp that is konami headquarters to do this. Most likely in a cardboard box.

Forget Early Access. I’m sure I’ll be an Early Finish, as usual...

Tl;dr Stop doing that you idiot.

Not to excuse or downplay sexism in Tech or Finance, but these are the kinds of stories I really, REALLY would like to see more of in women’s spaces and for feminists to grapple with. I get that its hard being a woman making $100k a year in a job where a man makes $129k, and that it really sucks when some bros want to…

The first thing that popped into my head.

Yes, I agree, women who play professional sports should be fairly compensated. And the disparity between losing in the first round of the men’s FIFA World Cup and winning the women’s FIFA World Cup should not be so stark - particularly for an organization wit h so much money running around. HOWEVER, some of the reason…

It would only be a copy if male same-sex couples could marry in one half of the states and female same-sex couples in the other half

Wow. theres a difference between being very disappointed in the Metroid announcement and being an entitled dick who tries to get a game cancelled just because they don’t like that it carries the name of their beloved franchise.

EVE: Valkyrie is still looking fun, but...boy, there’s a LOT going on here, visually. I hope it’s easy to keep track of once you’re actually playing it!

This makes me wonder if Sakamoto is holding some kind of tight grip on Samus... not wanting other creators to come in and do things with the character he doesn’t like. He was the one who spear headed all the things in Other M that were the least popular... many gamers seemed to take the stance that his “true”…

*looks at nexus 6*

Good call. Letting kids virtually experience sexual intimacy would only serve to distract them from the much more developmentally crucial virtual experiences like murdering people.

Isn’t that 1/3rd of the cost of the entire game for 3 characters, 3 one-screen levels, and some alternate skins?

I preferred Ms. Pac-Man because it only cost nineteen cents to play rather than the full quarter necessary to play Pac-Man.

Not saying that this SandraReed character is or isn’t bullshit, but to play devil’s advocate here, she didn’t claim to leak anything to you guys. She claims she accidentally leaked info that wound up in your hands... so who was your source? And where did your source get their information? Your assertion that the…