It would give me pause if I were an Xbox gamer in Japan. But being an Xbox gamer in Japan would give me pause to begin with, honestly. Now, Brian, this is off-topic, but since you and I have literally been at Kotaku the longest, I feel I have to tell you (I'd tell you in the "Cornfield," but the "cornfield" has gone…

"I have an iPhone case like this!"

You don't realize how horrible 90% of cartoons are until you watch them as an adult. Popeye was full of violence and attempted rape. Tom & Jerry had murder. The Smurfs had a man who wanted to EAT the little blue buggers. Thank god for childhood innocence.

Pffft. Everyone knows it all went downhill when AOL gave people access to Usenet in September of 1993.

YOU GET OUT OF HERE BABY PERSON.

"Better than flappy birds"

Nobody overlooks it - we simply don't care.

Honestly, I'm getting tired of this growing attitude where fans think the story should be told the way they want it to be told. I've been getting sick of this attitude since Mass Effect 3. That's not how stories work. Someone writes it, someone else experiences it. The reader/viewer doesn't have to like it, but they…

I've always pictured Steam like this.

I seem to be the only one who doesn't like these. I'm not exactly sure what it is but they just aren't doing it for me.

where's Lando????

Well Max von Sydow is a natural bad guy. :)

What? I call bull shit, if you are bringing back the original cast for some damn reason then you need Mr. Colt 45 himself Billy Dee Williams. If you're bringing everyone else back, why not Lando?

No Billy Dee??????????

I bet we all collectively did a Niles Crane grin while watching this.

now all we need is a PC release date

I thought it was only slightly less well-known than never going in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.

Dude already got pranked hard by his barber...

This song only belongs to one movie. RAD!