I was wondering when I’d get to the Ship of Theseus comment.  I wasn’t disappointed.  It came refreshingly soon.

It’s a boomer thing, they assign value to things because they are old but that is basically the only qualifier.

Partially also how property tax works, a house can burn almost to the ground but save that one wall and build an entire new house connected to it and boom, your property taxes are still the same as before…

Norfolk Schweizern

Altima was in the shop having it’s bumper duct taped back on.

So what year Altima was she driving?

I’m just reading along and suddenly see a picture with Nicolls Road? Waverly Avenue? The LIE? Wow.

This is, apparently, a persistent problem for some of the good folks in Suffolk County:

In the US we can’t waste money on shit like safety inspections. We are too busy using all our government dollars to ensure old, male fuddy-duddies past the age of reproduction control women’s bodies, everyone has to be straight, and only white people can vote and shoot people without repercussion. You know,…

Am I to assume the mild laxative you are talking didn't do the trick?

Leave it to Henry Ford to continue to play a losing game of Sim City in the Amazon.

Look man David Tracy don’t work here no more

The Hutch was part of my learner’s permit driving. Later my father made me drive the Saw Mill which makes the Hutch look like a nice country drive. Then it was a “go pick up your grandmother from Brooklyn” solo drive. Got confused by the signage and pulled off in Harlem after dark for directions, this was back in the…

This accident comes as no surprise to anyone who has driven on that road. The “Hutch” is a treacherous place to drive, slow or fast. It’s quite narrow with lots of hilly, curving terrain. Nobody respects the speed limit despite the constant presence of deer, especially in the Scarsdale/Mamaroneck area where this crash…

«Да, мой друг, даже ты можешь владеть Феррари. У нас есть для тебя сделка».

Okay, but the Hellcat can’t automatically dent its rear bumper corner (I swear, it just showed up!), pull through a four-way stop out of turn, drift into the neighboring lane when it’s occupied by a motorcycle, or slowly roll into the stopped car in front of it at an intersection. Those are Camry moves. That Hellcat…

Low Rider plays awkwardly in the background

wrong suspects

I love how whenever this happens, the rep from the dealership is always like “This was an inside job!”. Sir, ifyou’re the type of establishment that leaves the keys in your 100k cars, this may not require a vast criminal conspiracy.

I am still sad they didn’t name it Fast Ten Your Seatbelts..