...why— WHY does everyone look at cars now and think, “hmm, I bet I could shove that up my butt?”
...why— WHY does everyone look at cars now and think, “hmm, I bet I could shove that up my butt?”
...more like Wacky Races, I’d say!!
...which will be more annoying? The paper-jam light, or the check engine light? They’ll both be perpetually lit!
Hey! That only happened once! I was in college... “experimenting.”
...my best guess was “eat a Ferrari.” Which kinda makes sense... and kinda doesn’t.
...crucified by the genitals??!? Doubting Thomas takes your word for it!
I... really need to touch it.
...oh, man— Horace is the only thing I want to remember about that film! I'm still trying to block any memories about the scene where Disney tried to explain Herbie's origins— DO NOT TRY TO EXPLAIN HERBIE
They served a purpose and made no harm. Just ask this guy!
...in my weirder daydreamings, Tilda Swinton was the child Annie Lennox and David Bowie would've had together. I mean, just IMAGINE those family portraits!!