Cuz Butch Russian is a tired Trope, and we don't like Tropes here at Gawker. ;)

Why is this being pushed as a result of criticism?

Give it a whole The Mask of Zorro feel. Trained by a retired local myth, Batman, who only his Father swore was real. Bruce Wayne's career was cut short by one of his villains figuring out who he was and killing Alfred. Bruce hung up the cape. When Jackson came knocking looking for help after his Father's murder. Bruce…

With kids like that I've began using a Mickey Mouse voice that is very annoying. Start by correcting them on proper grammar and their impoliteness. It annoys the living crap out of them. Then with the older trolls I'll just flat out shit talk while using the Mickey Mouse. I've both lost & gained friends from doing it.

Great article. A summary of reminders why never attempt to publish. It's not worth it.

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She was a model, popular from Sports Illustrated, someone filmed her doing a cute dance with tits jiggling and she became an internet celebrity. Is dating or married to a NFL play. So like all models who get a spotlight she's using her image to make money with advertising. That's the extent of Upton.

What acting?