I’m like, ‘Sir, I’m not gonna play ‘Pop that pussy, bitch, what ya twerkin’ wit.’”

I went grocery shopping, worked on a project for work, watched some Anime, then went to bed.

he did that shit on video too. 

Hillary at home on her couch like...

Hillary Clinton’s campaign manager pleads not guilty to charges stemming from special counsel Robert S. Mueller III’s investigation of Russian interference in the 2016 U.S. election.....

First of all, let me say that you are absolutely right that she deserves a second chance (or at least is no less deserving than the many Black men who have gotten them, ESPECIALLY Kanye due to his Trump-proximity). I’m glad you pointed this out and I’d be willing to listen to a new single based on this. I also don’t…

I mean, I don’t financially support Whoopi Goldberg, R. Kelly, or Chris Brown. I haven’t bought anything associated with Kanye West since like 2010. I have no idea who Travis Greene is.

I’m going to go with “It’s OK to be white, as long as you aren’t a dick who feels like they have to deface someone else’s mural to affirm your own fragile self-image.”

Nancy will win by using the entire playbook Cady used in Mean Girls, because only Stephen Miller and Jared Kushner have seen the film during their secret slumber parties.

“Trump has always felt that men are superior to women, and he even told me that,” Res said. “So in his mind, any woman would be inferior to him, even the best of the best. And here’s Nancy Pelosi, she probably is the best of the best. Problem is, she’s his match, she’s not inferior to him, she’s — in my opinion, from…

“She hit that man with the “per my last email,” which is office-speak for “Bitch, I already said…””

Though many Abrams supporters have made clear that they would like to see her in another 2020 bid—as a potential presidential candidate—Abrams seems to be focusing on her state.

Fellow White People, repeat after me: “I’m confused. What’s going on?”

Rumors that James was promoted to a management position handling all the restaurant’s beef cannot be confirmed.

I am not at all surprised that this happened in Florida. There is a nexus of crazy that hovers over that state and it makes all sorts of crazy shit happen.

This is why I keep telling people we’re already in the dystopia. 

Praise be to Black Jesus. May her left be a steady guiding force for justice. And her right be the cudgel to smite evil where it stands.

Best part: He pulls her towards him, then gets a bit too much fight so he tries to back off and let her go. BUT SHE DOESN’T LET HIM GET AWAY, AND KEEPS TRYING TO PULL HIM BACK TO HER!

you do not have nearly enough stars, for concisely articulating why there is now something in my eye....

It was her confidence that made me think she’s gay. A certain kind of confidence women who don’t perform for men’s attention have, maybe?