I used to have to wake up at 3:15 a.m. for work and had a stall shower with a seat in it, which I would routinely sit down on and then fall asleep, only to be woken up when the water started to turn cold. One year I resolved to stop falling asleep in the shower. I don’t remember how long it lasted--a couple of weeks I…

What a sad, pathetic Dirt Bag. Happy Friday. I mean this gossip is bumming me out, not a knock on Megan.

Counter-opinion: turtlenecks/sweaters > all other garments, coziness cannot exist in summer, snow is deeply charming, baths too belong in cold-weather-time, i.e., winter is The Best

I found him to be more intelligent than I expected. Also resilient and capable of self reflection—which is a feat in today’s world. 

Exactly. He seems like a decent guy and in the article comes off as open and vulnerable (to a point). So, he says everything “is fire.” Who cares? We know what he means. Talking shit about BPoC who use AAVE is a BAD LOOK. If he can communicate effectively (which he absolutely can if you get over your damn pearl…

Caucasians gonna caucate. 

I think some your guys’ racism is showing with all of these “that man can’t speak” comments... Nothing he said was impossible to understand, just spoken in a non-white/nerd way.

how is it nonsense?  He has the number 6 album in the country.  Did you prefer when the women beater John Lennon was using slang like groovy and far out.  Your racism is showing.

Good luck on your search and whatever comes after. You got this! You have more people rooting for you than you realize. The internet can be a shitty place, but one nice thing is it does show that total strangers can have your back, or at least empathize so you feel less alone.

I’m just a Nobody, but I’ve been thinking about Pete constantly. No one knows his struggle the way he does but I can empathize. I hope he finds the help he needs. I’m in the process of finding my own help and I envy the friends he has that have his back. He is so lucky and I hope he sees that, through the darkness.

Gift cards can be good-- but it is terribly easy to do them badly.

I had a similar yet opposite experience. My husband and I are gay. We used to split up for Christmas, the logistics were just too much, even though everyone loved everyone, and we’d reconvene back at the apartment once we returned.

Your husband sounds like what dudes say when they're protesting too much. Or when they're in high school. 

Imagine being the woman who sleeps with Kid Rock, Jack Osbourne and Dax Shepard.  Why would you even ADMIT it?

Nicole Kidman also dated Q-Tip from A Tribe Called Quest (RIP Phife Dawg). I can see Nicole Kidman and Lenny Kravitz as a couple, but Nicole Kidman and Q-Tip still boggles my mind a bit.  

Jezebel’s Politics is flatlining. I have no idea why the invasive technology this site uses to sell me shit is more morally self-aware than Taylor Swift’s attempt to try and save her own fucking life.

“Swift fans’ faces were reportedly cross-referenced against a cachet of images of Swift’s stalkers.

Not sure what this has to do with politics, but she’s got stalkers — plural. I got no problem with this.

So John Mayer is a “signer-songwriter,” huh? Maybe a proof-reader has been hired finally...who cares even less than the damn writers, or whatever they call themselves now. Over and over and over again I’ll say it: The contempt for the reader is staggering.

That was a spectacularly bad essay, I can’t believe I’d almost forgotten about it.