This is so bad of me, but I’m working my 12th day in a row and haven’t had a turkey dinner yet so eff it: I hate  Emily Ratajkowski and I want her to go away.

I like Miley. She’s crazy and doesn’t give a shit...

She’s a joy on the Chew as well. And her cookbook is great.

I’ve never watched The Chew but Carla was a gosh darn joy on Top Chef.

Tracee Ellis Ross is hosing the American Music Awards this weekend.

“The real reason that Nico and Bethany are not welcome at family functions is probably because everyone is sick of hearing about how enlightened, totally not jealous, and liberating their relationship is.”

Everything about Rose’s drug arrest appears to be sketchy.

I actually think that bowl is super cute. Does that make me tacky?

I’m sure all of the responses to this will be measured and nuanced, and definitely not picked apart or be weighed against the fact that she’s a rapper/former stripper/whatever the fuck else white feminists find unacceptable.

Here’s the simple fact: The Washington Post did journalism the right way, and Jezebel did not.

What he did is inexcusable.

Re. Tia Mowry, does every C-list celebrity order the same kitchen at Home Depot or what?

Dr. Jart is a Korean brand, you think they would be better!

Yeah, I’ve tried two types of the Dr. Jart rubber masks, and I’m underwhelmed, especially for the price. I couldn’t get them to stay on my face for the entire time. They kept falling down at the edges, and since they’re so heavy once they started to fall it was hard to get them to stay put. I also didn’t see such a…

See, drama is like the allegations against Trump right now. Ya don’t know what to believe.

I don’t know. He seems like a pretty smart guy that wouldn’t believe something that dumb. I think he’s just blinded by a close friendship. Sometimes it’s hard to see someone you’re close to for what they are. Masterson’s crimes aren’t Kutcher’s fault. It’s kinda shitty to blame him. He seems like a good dude.

Obviously you’re basic because you’re not gifting your family pendants snatched from the local artisan fair that contain mass produced beads and shitty stones.

Oh, no. You called the most important people in my life BASIC! Oh, the insult! I rue the day I gave them jewelry they like and have sentimentality towards!

Girl you know it’s, girl you know it’s, girl you know it’s, girl you know it’s

If Rich greyed you then you should appeal to one of the women staffers because people nowadays are just literally shitting all over his posts, and he is - seemingly - indifferent - NOW. I think he is undergoing an existential crisis (waaaay too late).