Man, Tony Bourdain has a type, doesn’t he?

eh. i mean they have for sure crossed over a line of decency many times, but in general, she took a family that had no real talents, a daughter who was possibly going to be exploited by a sex tape and turned that ship around. build a dynasty and made every one of them enough money that they can all live in lala land…

I second this. Are you listening, Andy Cohen?

Every season she gets worse and more unlikable. Just show Harry Hamlin baking pies for her scenes.

OK, who else is officially sick of Lisa Rinna’s nonsense?

Julianne

In the song “Vertigo” Bono sings uno, dos, tres, CATORCE. Many people think he’s just counting to four but he’s actually singing 1,2,3, 14!!!! which makes no fucking sense.

OK, so Lindsay is “pitching” herself to Disney as Ariel, but only if:

Not only did Lindsay try to get her has been self a job but she also tried to get her never famous, hanger on sister a job too. Gotta give her credit, she has balls.

Ariel is supposed to be optimistic, and surprised by every new discovery. Lohan’s jaded eyes have seen much more scandalous thingamabobs, I assume. Doesn’t really ring true.

Ps you know what irks me? Remember squiddy boy? And how he legit was telling peeps to kill themselves and the threatening to harm himself? (Of course you remember because you were like fucker we gonna vote you out.) He was never greyed. But here I am. *one raised eyebrow*

Accomplishments thread:

Happy Saturday!

I just hit 50,000 words on the young adult novel that an editor at a major publishing house is very interested in reading. This is good news for obvious reasons. It is bad news because I now spend a great deal of time thinking to myself, “HOLY SHIT SOMEONE WHO MATTERS WILL ACTUALLY BE READING THIS.”

I posted a few weeks ago about a chance to maybe get out of my job that was making me anxious, complacent, and just generally blah. The opportunity opened up, i polished my resume, and applied this week. Hopefully I’ll have an interview next week sometime. My boss said she had a panic attack when I told her but it…

CONGRATULATIONS!

After 10 years, I finished paying off my student loans today! *High fives all around*

Good to see he’s moving on from Heidi Klum

Fuck Susan Sarandon. When she was saying Trump would be better than Clinton (because at the time that was the choice) she advocated that with Trump there might be a revolution. Fuck your spoiled, privileged, white lady life. Bitch doesn’t know the first thing about revolution. People fucking die in revolutions. …

I don’t know...I feel like maybe I liked her a lot more when she was fucking Tim Robbins. Can we go back to that Susan Sarandon? Even if she was crazy then, she was at least better at hiding it.