I thought David was the hottest husband until the cheating came to light. Mauricio has rightfully regained his crown.

I’m sorry you’re going through this. August has been a hard month for me with lots of anxiety/panic and I just wanted to let you know you’re not alone - you can do hard things.

A little bit of both - she is a strange woman. Once she told me that her meds gave her a very sweaty vagina and she found that eating watermelon helped. The more you know!

I had a coworker who took ownership of a specific stall in the restroom. If she entered the restroom and say the stall was busy she would say “who is that in MY stall!” She would even try to guess who was in the stall by looking at the shoes peeking out from underneath.

Unfortunately they do make hot pink/blue strollers that some parents might refuse to reuse because they are dumb. Gender neutral is the way to go!

I got you beat, I have been invited to five for the same woman, all boys, within eight years!

I think according to Miss Manners it’s shall we say, uncouth, to have a second baby shower. Especially if the children are close in age. But it is acceptable if you’re having a baby of the opposite sex. This is all to say you can still have whatever the hell you want but I have been invited to five baby showers within…

BOBBY, JUANGA DESERVES BETTER THAN TO BE LISTED AFTER THE BUTTSPRAY.

I am gutted over this :( august has been a pretty shit month for me mentally/emotionally so this is the shit icing on the cake.

I was! I just learned maple sweat is a side effect, wish someone would have told me or maybe they did?

Im glad I wasn’t rhe only one!

It was strangely delightful or maybe I was just delirious from the lack of sleep?

My sweat smelled like maple syrup right after I gave birth, it was cool!

OH NO, NOT #FITFAM! LOL

Costco cake for fucking ever, man.

I was told I was appropriating a culture because I speak with my hands sonetimes when I get worked up. I flipped that person off and said “appropriate that!” Because I am mature.

My grandparents home in Mexico basically has a forest of avocado, mango, and citrus trees. They all grow to about the size of small footballs and we eat them by the bucket. It hurts to pay non-Mexico prices for it in the US/Canada especially when we call it the poor man’s butter in Mexico.

I read that when I was pregnant and stuck inside because of the polar vortex, going to go read I again now. SO GOOD!

My husband is much more excited than I am since I get overwhelmed very easily when I have too many options... but I was promised carbs? Lol try the carbs thing with the bf!

It definitely made its way into my lexicon :)