The answer is, and indeed shall forever be, zipper merge. Go to the merge point, people. Don’t merge before that, you dolts.

Keep right except to pass. (Even if there are 3 or more lanes, stay to the right, not the middle.)

An 11 yr old kid is fair game? Really?

There are a lot of fans who want the close seat, the intimacy, the views associated with these low level seats without a net in the way. I said in the original story comments that this family could have chosen from 25,000 other sears that would not put a child (or an unattentove adult) in danger of a fouled ball. It…

This is my problem. Instead of expecting guests to help your people make a living wage, how about you pay them a living wage? Raise the room rate by $3 a day and give it all to housekeeping and then we won’t have to make up for your shitty business practices.

The rest of the elite disaster-response team walks resolutely across the tarmac:

On the bright side, Cubs tickets are about to get a lot cheaper on the secondary market...

Looks like an Ohio basement to me. Except for the Michigan hat of course.

Seriously? The Camry driver AND passenger HAD to be high! Look at them! They have no clue the biker is even standing there let alone yelling at them though honestly, the biker had an extraordinary amount of control.

President Trump didn’t burn any intelligence source. He had a private conversation with the Foreign Minister and Ambassador from Russia. In it he disclosed to them a threat that essentially all countries face from ISIS regarding laptops on aircraft. I’ve seen no reporting suggesting that Russia is an ISIS ally and…

Later that night the groom-to-be was traded for two grooms to be named later.

Sure, but you still suck for making this petty article. You’re no better than the typical republican doing similar things. And since you’re being paid for being petty, you should have at least tried to also calculate his height and weight at the time.

He did have a seat on that flight, the problem is it was in the older child’s name, not the younger child’s name.

These are pretty sweet indeed. I have a bunch. But for the main theatre system, I have an older version of one of these... which... It’s pricey, but... I’m definitely resting assured. It’s also ancient and still works.

These are pretty sweet indeed. I have a bunch. But for the main theatre system, I have an older version of one of…

But if Apple computers are made in China, then why are the coins mostly American?

there are a lot of things you CAN do, but because of common decency you shouldn’t. this is a guy who doesn’t give a fuck if what he does annoys other people, because he has the “right”. doesn’t m ake it illegal, just makes him an asshole

I’m devastated, too. But, I think your comment (which reflects an attitude towards Trump supporters we both shared) is the problem.

It’s important to keep the Browns guessing, even though with Steve Pelleur taking snaps they’re probably 2-touchdown favorites.

If Deadspin’s gonna report on Spanish-language stories, it’d be cool if you guys had someone on staff who can speak the language instead of using Google Translate and secondhand accounts. It’s come up before in soccer articles, but this is an especially weird example. It’s not like this is a bad article or anything,…