Maybe, if they had a button fly. Zippers suck.

Yeah, my kids think they invented cool, too. ;-)

This guys is a tool. So we should all turn in our handguns and die. DIE!!! From an accommodating asteroid.

I love that my TV is smart!

Bummer. Thanks for the info.

There's really no tactful way of putting this. My concern about a bidet, especially with all the moving parts, is how to clean it. I mean, if it's showering off "remnants" what's to keep said "remnants" from landing on the arm of the nozzle? Then, the nozzle retracts and... well... you know... ewwwww. I love the idea…

When it gets a mobile app, will it allow me to stream Spotify on my phone with a free Spotify account? If so, I'm already in love.

I'm guessing those poses are a lot more intimidating when the camera is replaced with a rifle.

That's not at all what I would expect to see. I would expect tears. Lots and lots of tears. And a bright light.

How embarrassing for her, to get all the way there only to realize she's forgotten her strap-on.

Standard rule of business: Give the people what they want.

There are a handful of people that know me well enough to send me stuff I actually care about. There are myriads more that don't. It takes more than an offered candy bar to get me to bite. I want to know what kind it is, where it came from, and does the other person wash their hands. Links are like a potluck. Some…

Because if they win, someone else doesn't. Sometimes it's not the award, it's the denial of anyone else getting it. That's par for a spoiled brat craving attention and validation. They don't want the cookie. They just don't want you getting it.

If it's a slow night at the drive-thru, you just might.

I wish I could promote that. But I can't. You're pink.

OK, so saying it opens something dormant was the wrong way to put it. And maybe I am thinking of Savant. But, like a person losing eyesight will often enhance another sense, Savants do seem to have a certain unusually gifted ability, while lacking some ordinary abilities.

Not to be belligerent, but how do we know we aren't experiencing genetic pressures toward autism?

You may be spot on. Especially in that it may just be the ability to properly diagnose that has improved.

So, the big question is, why are Autism rates increasing?

Florida just can't catch a break.