Saban is just sticking to his principles. He would never leave a school before his promised commitment had expired.

“We are family here at Alabama. I’m the father, you see, overseeing all my boys out there toiling in the football fields, picking footballs off the ground and out of the air. You gotta teach them tough love, and know when to whip them into shape. Now, Maurice Smith...**chuckles** we gave him the nickname Toby...but he…

pretty darn close

It looks exactly like the outfit that Tywin wore when he was Hand of the King.

My highest sports fan aspiration is for the next Warriors/Heat matchup to produce the following headline:

I think the “basketball ring” is what did him in.

Funny, I’ve only heard them call him, “NOOOO, it’s back.”

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Just imagine how good he’s going to feel when he finally takes that human-skin suit off and lets his dorsal venom sac breathe.

@durex

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May we never be on the same flight...

Oh, you’re one of those people. I will, without fail, kick you out of my seat.

You are the reason it takes twice as long to board an aircraft than it should. Thanks for making life a little more miserable for the rest of us.

What did they expect when they hired a kid named McLovin

I’m pretty excited about this move for the Pats, although rumors now abound that Amendola’s on his way out to free up more cap space.

That tight end pairing is an intriguing one. The Patriots offense was never so deadly as when Gronkowski and Hernandez were both receiving threats

This is a really great strawman article, he was referring to KD talking about loving Boston as a city. Don’t know what’s whats worse, Simmons being Simmons or Deadspin slobbering hatefully all over his nuts