My theory is that he has untreated exotropia, which means your eyes point out instead of straight ahead. Sometimes it’s called “walleyed,” which I find hilarious for some reason. People who have it look kind of off. Source: my son and father were exotropic.

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Of fucking course.

I feel like he actually doesn’t have this much money.

Alas, my white skin has a hard time differentiating a read from shade but what I do know is that this comment qualifies as an “ooo shit”

THIS. I’m so tired of learning the latest annoying thing she said.

The minute I found out that Lena Dunham was on Twitter I was just like WHO CARES

Am I the only one reading that as a subtle insult to Malia, not Kylie? She’s saying that Malia doesn’t wear high-fashion pieces, but that’s okay because she’s still so young.

Same, but I’m going to predict that the judgment is going to be SHAAAAADE. Here’s why:

All tea, all shade.

Except she’s a republican.

Nah.

OH I HAVE A LOT TO SAY.

Will they also be making Irish Carbomb bathbombs? A whole line of questionable products, perhaps?

There is only one word for Love in english. The Ancient Greeks who had just a little expertise in philosophy ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ had six words:

This was also something I wondered. Why did this even get published? A Notre Dame graduate on staff pointed out that the paper’s great at getting people talking, but this isn’t even a well thought-out opinion. It’s just an opinion. I have plenty of those (pandas aren’t real, air travel is a massive hoax, Jennifer…

*sigh* Dammit, kid.

Leave it to a dude from Indiana to not understand the difference between loving your sibling and loving your partner. And I say this as someone from Indiana.

I think you’re supposed to ask her to marry you.

Can’t tell if trolling, but....