Yes, thank you. These are some of the worst kind of people. I feel zero draw to go to a place like this and I cannot comprehend why anyone wants to.

The world of yoga, “illumination”, new age workshops, crystals and self-healing harbor some of the worst narcissists I have had the displeasure to meet.

Hi Swami - or Swami enabler or whatever the fuck you are.  Go to hell.

Your guru is gross and so are you.

Lol. “Oh, your pap smear shows abnormal cell growth? LET ME FIX THAT WITH THE HEALING POWER OF MY DICK.”

and wrenches the story away from a serial killer who’s been elevated to the point of fascinated worship.

This whole season is worse than “Lymediseasegate” and that was a dumpster fire all its own.

His lyrics are so wholesome though, how could anyone have seen this coming?

“Yes, yes, yes! I know how to become more popular: I’ll fucked with 100 million Americans’ healthcare! Yes, that’s the ticket!”

USC has an endowment worth billions, that’s right billions with a b. I just have to shake my head at the fact that Dr. Dre, of all the places to donate 70 million dollars, chose USC. I don’t understand why so many wealthy black folks continue to make white folks richer instead of....well you know. Whiteness is a…

Well proof 1, don’t put all your business on social media and 2, no matter how much money you got your $H!T stinks like everyone else.

He bought her way in the legal way.

Sure, there’s a “difference” in donating to the building fund but if you think for a hot second that the admins were about to stamp DENIED on the daughter of someone who donated 70 Million American dollars to the school, I will ask you to refrain from hittin’ on that bamma weed vape, my mellow.

I only paid like 70X more for my daughter to do it all on her own!

I am approximately the same size and shape as I was pre-kids, but I will never truly “have my body back” ‘til I can break into a dead sprint and catch the bus without peeing my pants.

I proudly carry my baby weight and am in no hurry to lose it. Good thing because my baby turns 20 next month. 

The only “value” the average evangelical Republican sees in their family is the extent that they can beat on them, control them, or otherwise entertain themselves with them before people around them start getting uncomfortable or become aware of their activities. They’re never too low to lay with a prostitute and…

Even so, it’s baffling that the evangelicals turn a blind eye to the fact that the first lady posed nude, and that Trump paid two porn stars to fuck him, all while confessing to sexual assault on national TV.

Or how she was an illegal immigrant, then used “chain migration” to get her parents citizenship.

If the worst the Malia’s done is smoke some weed and drink a little booze, she’s a Saint compared to the trash currently residing in the White House.