A lot of times if you go to a disadvantaged neighborhood, you ask the kids, ‘What do you want to do when you grow up?’ You get about five different answers. But there’s a thousand. We need to show people the other 995 and how you get there.

“But our duty in government and in HUD is to provide the avenues, the mechanisms, to allow anyone who can get out to get out, and I think that’s going to be most people.”

It’s interesting but sad that this guy is completely oblivious to the fact that he himself has been radicalized. Threatening to kill yourself for a cause and leave your kids as orphans, calling for the murder of people of a different religion, putting your anger and your cause over everything precious in your…

Yeah, but don’t forget, like, 3 or 4 Republican congressmen will call it concerning but want to withhold judgement until there’s more information, so there’s that. . .

Let me join Scientology in hopes that their bags of money will protect me.

In other news, the Islamic State’s campaign for a global holy war seems to be coming along nicely.

All right, Mr. Speaker: How are you going to handle this family issue?

Well at the moment there is no one in charge of FEMA and the NOAA and hurricane season started. They’re actually trying to kill us ambitiously and negligently.

Starred for “Gorky Pig.” Th-th-th-that’s all, folks.

Mike Pence: “Stop worrying about unimportant things like climate change, and start thinking of new ways to oppress the gays!”

...and the second answer refers to the $30 mil a month it costs the taxpayers to have Melania live in NYC instead of the WH because, for some reason, she refuses to move in with Gorky Pig.

“Why doth the peasantry fret so o’er this ‘Black Death’? ” ~Lord Pence, c. 1350 

“For some reason, this issue of Native Americans has become a paramount issue for General George Armstrong Custer.” - Lt. Mike Pence, at the outbreak of the Battle of the Little Bighorn

I mean, it’s only going fuck over our kids and grandkids, amirite? Honestly, who cares, right Mike?

“For some reason, this issue of atomic bombs has become a paramount issue for the Japanese.” - Mike Pence, circa 1945

Absolut Ass is their least popular vodka!

Anything from the Gourd-in-Chief calling this guy what he is - a terrorist?

Stories about people standing up for themselves/others and being punished for it depress me more than anything else.

Terrorist. Lets call him a terrorist because that’s what he is.

Always effective!