These cuts of a few million here and there (all in areas designed to make education more accessible to poor and working class Americans) are just heartless and arrogant. But moving hundreds of millions to parochial schools is arguably unconstitutional (and that money will, of course, end up way disproportionately…

BTW, I do not get seeing how everything Trump touches turns to shit that someone would willingly hitch their wagon to this moral failure. I mean, Kelly said it herself, you can get more money for far less drama. So, they must be true believers, because otherwise it doesn’t make sense.

I heard he was attending due to a tip off that Hillary’s emails would also be there.

Amy Schumer isn’t funny! Lazy ass jokes

Oh, jeez, ain’t that the truth. It’s the dark corollary to “all the good jokes are in the trailer”: Moviegoers are used to that, so...unfunny jokes are the best a movie has?

I’ll always love Goldie, but the more I see and hear Schumer, the less appealing she becomes.

it’s never a good sign when a comedy’s trailer is full of jokes that don’t elicit a single laugh.

Congratulations, grads. You managed to take one of the more boring experiences of life (sitting and listening to people dispense mindless platitudes about life) and turn it into an exciting event filled with drama and tension. And you got to make Betsy DeVos appear deeply uncomfortable. You kids are awesome, and…

Pretty sure this was a result of a heated discussion with her mom.

Wait, the real story here is that prom reveals are a thing now. Like seriously — you need the dress, the date, the ride, the noteworthy PROMPOSAL, and now... you also have to SHOCK AND AMAZE people with a stunt worthy of a viral video when you actually get to the prom, too? I must be extra old and crotchety or…

1. The coffin lid was open

Jared Kushner will be frustrated. He had “fixing the opioid epidemic” on his to-do list for Wednesday afternoon (between “defeat ISIS” at 11:30 AM and “renegotiate NAFTA” by 1:15 PM.) now he’ll have to find something else to do for that hour and a half.

This Labrador would be better at governance.

Besides that, no matter how onerous it is, THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT THEY ARE PAID TO DO.

Not to mention that they should have already read the original AHCA when it came out in March, so all that they should have had to read this time were the amendments.

She found out when she heard us making love. I guess we didn't realize how thin the bedroom floor was. She really didn't mind. Now we're like a little family. She calls me her daughter.

Yup, if any 30-year old man started talking to a girl when she was 15, and then slept with her at 17, and married her at 18, I'd call it grooming.

Nah. Fucking your teenaged daughter is objectively wrong. NEXT.

It's also said to happen in 50 percent of such reunions

This is NOT ok.