Fantastic plan. Let the guy who left office with a sub 20% approval rating (lowest in history btw, even Nixon never got below 24%) campaign for you!

And Laura Bush hasn’t changed at all since I last saw her. I always suspected she might not be human.

Also? In case Mr. President anyone is wondering: I have a legal background, I look great in black AND I already own a lace collar. I also like to bang on things with a wooden hammer.

Why are you willing to eat battery farm meat? there is plenty available that comes from a system that even if not perfect, is much better. At prices comparable to regular meat if you plan (Whole Foods always has some cut on sale for around $5 a pound). By planning around sales and eating less meat (or being smarter…

Not that this is surprising, but apparently a number of commenters on the Fox article about the sentencing accused the justice of posturing for attention and inappropriately making the sentencing about race. Because there’s no such thing as racism, unless it’s against White people....

Don’t they mean the point-and-shoot aesthetic of untalented, any-asshole- could-take-this-photograph creepo Richards? It’s like they left that out.

The magazine has adopted the unadorned, point-and-shoot aesthetic made famous by American Apparel ads and fashion photographers like Terry Richardson.

Agreeing with Trump on anything is totally frightening to me. I may have a fever.

What the hell is a voter violation certificate and why does it have a high school grading system? Also what constitutes an A in voter violation? Do you have to successfully dress your dog up to impersonate a human that can actually vote? Are you graded on effort or originality?

I’m with you, sis.

Yeah i mean this kid has some behavioral issues but i think she is reacting to an incredibly tempestuous environment. It can't be easy growing up giudice, having your every move caught on camera because your parents are fame whores who don’t understand the need for better discipline and boundary setting.

Sorry to be “that person” at the party, but I can’t get onboard with mocking this kid. Her convicted criminal parents have forced her to be on tv since she was little, I can’t help but pity her.

Who is this? Did someone name their kid after Trump’s wife?

Don’t kid yourself Keeva, FrozenTundraBarbie has never even seen a dictionary, let alone pretended to read one ! You betcha.

This is what he normally wears:

For those who like to look like an egg with a giant foot hatching out of it.

HIS WIFE WORKS AT GOLDMAN SACHS I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS

It hides his control panel and/or his lizard neck

Because you can't dress idiocy.