A little gouda, some blue cheese and a couple of thin pear slices on cinnamon raisin bread is good for the soul.

That is a Monte Cristo, not a grilled cheese. Delicious, no doubt, but by definition a different sandwich.

American cheese that you can cut - not Kraft slices - is absolutely delicious. It is in fact one of the best sandwich cheeses, possibly second only to Gouda.

That is like, a non-sugary Monte Cristo minus ham. Delicious, but it is a deep fried cheese sandwich, not a GRILLED cheese sandwich.

I agree that a grilled cheese sandwich should primarily feature bread and cheese as the main ingredients though I disagree with you on the Ramen front. Some chopped carrots, an egg, and a dash of sesame oil can transform that 20 cent pack of salty noodle soup into something truly amazing. There are lots of ways to…

What is this “too greasy” you speak of???

If you add meat to a grilled cheese it ceases to be a grilled cheese sandwich and is simply a sandwich. Kinda destroying the whole point.

Totally agree. In fact, making grilled cheese is the only situation in which using American cheese is not only acceptable, but preferable.

get the fuck outta here

Blasphemy. Apples do not belong on grilled cheese.

Counterpoint: American cheese makes the BEST grilled cheese, and you are wrong!

Now I must prepare and consume two grilled cheese sandwiches, to settle the butter versus mayo question. The sacrifices I make for science.

I’m confident the house comes with a battalion of ghost governesses.

I do get how people can do it (which was obviously not the case in this situation). When this happens, it’s not typically when they are taking a cross-country trip with their kids, it’s when they are going through the rote motions of their day. Have you ever gotten in your car to head to ____, but gotten halfway to a…

God fucking dammit. Shoot us in the back, on camera, with evidence of an attempt at a lie about what was happening when the shooting took place. It’s open season, apparently. Cops have that right now. It’s established. Fuck.

Recently, I was with a friend and he wanted to watch Crash. I had never actually seen 2006 Crash, but I thought I knew the premise, I at least knew some of the actors in it. He starts telling me it’s about people that get off on car crashes and I was like “Really? What the fuck? I had no idea. I thought it was…

In my opinion, the movie is fucking awful. The subject matter is praise-worthy, but the entire movie is one dumb stereotype after another. And to make things worse, the entire time ou can feel the writers thinking, “man, we are so deep here!”

I remember seeing it and thinking that for a movie that was about race relations and took place in LA, it had precious few Latinos in the cast/plot. But then again, I didn’t finish watching it because I found it so bad. It felt to me like a screenplay by a sophomore in college who was trying to write a deep screenplay…

Mariah Carey is awesome!

Never thought Mariah Carey would look like Aubrey Plaza.