Thank you! That wasn’t the laugh I deserved, but the one I definitely needed. 

Agreed. That was fracking awesome!

Thank you!! I agree wholeheartedly with this. Any dirt dems dig up on each other is just more cannon fodder for the repubs to use down the road.

I would say D) All of the above

I always assumed most mass strandings are caused by some kind of military testing in and under the water that messes with their sonar. I guess nowadays they’re from starvation or plastic ingestion. It’s sad no matter what the reason. 

Looks more like a klan rally in bumfuck Georgia.

Thank you for this! It’s the dead whale story I didn’t know that I needed. 

+1 carrot bouquet

Jimmy Carter is the hero we need! But, definitely don’t deserve.

This is just absolutely heartbreaking. 

Yes, and my question is - are these pro life baby eaters? Because, that takes it to the next level. 

I’d like to think they’re a bunch of malicious idiots, but they were successful at getting a lot of their shitty crap passed back before everyone was paying attention. Now, not so much - but hopefully, they can make some headway on this gerrymandering and get NC bad on track. 

Hopefully, Holder and his crew can pull this off. North Carolina repubs are their own special kind of repub -kind of like if the RNC is the Empire - NCrepubs are the First Order.

So, we can blame Harvard for killing the planet. That Brazilian farmland ain’t gone burn itself.

This whole situation is just heartbreaking.

+one ping only!

Save the Warblers!

Seriously, don’t start him up. He’ll never stop.

Even though this is from the 80's - seems to fit our current administration to a T.