“After all, we all have to look at him.” Classiest shade ever.

I’ve seen heavier guys where they’re dressed to the nines and all you think is DAMN that’s a suit. Seriously. Maybe an unorthodox pinstripe and matching pocket square, or what have you, but I do so love a nicely tailored guy.

Nah, it’s not just that he’s fat. I’m fat, and a $600 made-to-measure suit makes me look plenty sharp.

I adore Mr. Sebag-Montefiore’s genteel snark. This is the tailoring equivalent of “bless your heart”.

He is cheap. Even when he buys something expensive, he does it in the cheapest way possible. He’s buying expensive suits off the rack to be flashy, but he’s too cheap to have it tailored properly.

He was delightful in People, Places, Things, but then again, he’s delightful in everything.

I think she has very little connection to fashion given some of the things she wears.

To be fair, we also all wish Michelle was our mom, too.

I think everyone kind of wishes, deep down, that Obama was their dad.

I can’t help but feel somewhere deep in her heart she wishes Obama was her real father.

If anything Tiffany is the “normal” one - trying to distance herself as much as possible from her orange buffoon sperm donor

Ivanka Trump is definitely not the “normal” one. She’s a bit more self-aware and has slightly more modern sensibilities than daddy but she’s every bit the branding opportunist that he is.

Fair enough that Weitzman basic pumps start around $375, Ivanka Trump more like $150 (though I seem to remember them being in the $250 price range when they first showed up at Nordstrom). I’d still consider that basically only one price category differential, especially when one takes into account Weitzman on sale and…

Really, if this is intentional it’s not because Melania herself was clever enough to think of it.

Absolutely no one thinks her shoes are great except for people who don’t know anything about shoes. She has been ripping off Stuart Weitzman for years, which is especially stupid because Weitzmans are only slightly more expensive yet infinitely better made than her crap. Even Jessica Simpson had the good sense to hire…

So they should have exploited an actual alcoholic? Think about it for a second...

That’s like being upset when an actress appears in a movie.

That is really sweet. Sniff sniff :)

That’s so adorable. I bet they are so happy to have a forever homes here they could stay together!

KITTIES!