An erstwhile shrink once said to me about someone else “It’s hard when the unconscious mind is in charge.”

Thanks, and I really do apologize if I followed up with needless snippiness — the internet, you know!

Elizabeth Smart’s abduction from her Salt Lake City bedroom in 2002 will go down in history as the realization of every American’s darkest nightmare.

and when her breasts come in

The dude has plenty of “friends” who aren’t publicly sticking up for him, calling him a friend, calling him a talented writer, and employing him. She could just not have said *anything* and it wouldn’t have come down to it.

People aren’t asking her to answer for his behavior, they’re asking for her to answer why she keeps defending him and calling him her friend and employing him on her show.

Come on, dude. He said “a smart understanding of what rape is becoming and what we’re now understanding about it.” He’s making exactly the point you say he should be making. Jesus, why does this conversation always devolve into policing people for not phrasing things in exactly the way people like you approve of?

14-year-old Brooke Shields:

A nice-looking kid, yes, but not the kind of face that really makes you stop and take a second look (like a 14-year-old Brooke Shields, for example). The thing that made Cindy stand out among the other women models was that tiny bit of imperfection - the mole. But even with the makeup, the posing, and the look that…

Nope. She's just another in the line of nepotism models, who are pretty but don't have IT.

For real though, Kate Moss

Maybe the third picture? I think overall they’re not great and there’s nothing interesting about her face that draws my eyes. Actually, why am I trying to hedge? The first picture is shit.

Nepotism wins again.

This is SO accurate. Mr Potato may also have been an inspiration for most of his art:

Okay, I’m going to be a hater and I wouldn’t call her talented per se or even that interesting (spoiler alert- I’ve never seen KUWTK or any reality tv outside of Top Chef or Anthony Bourdain in the last 5-10 years). BUT I was coming here to say basically the same shit- this “I’ve no skills outside stripping” is either…

Haha my reaction exactly!

Wow, thanks for the link! That article was actually a well-researched, insightful look at a celebrity news story. It even had an intersectional feminist lens. I’m... shocked...

Sure! Let’s go with that!

Holy shit.

What if...vanity plate was customizable?