so brave, or something

SO JEALOUS of New York right now!

This collective meltdown by the pop prima donnas gives me life

This is where I fully embrace the unapologetic simplicity and beauty of GYM. TAN. LAUNDRY.

I feel that this was meant to be sarcastic....right?

Natalie Portman and Jonathan Safran Foer are insufferable, narcissistic semi-intellectuals?

Not only did Christian Siriano give her this slaying dress he also got married the same day! So he was working on his wedding and her dress at the same time! And still managed this fabulous dess

I want to carry the picture of this little girl’s face around with me, in a totally non-creepy, I just want to remember that look of open radiant joy, kind of way.

my heart really needed this

I HADN’T THOUGHT OF THAT!!!!!!!

I’m choosing to believe the color and style of the dress is Siriano’s nod to Pretty Woman, as a sly message to the people who wouldn’t dress her.
“Big mistake. Big. Huge.”

Also, let’s please show Leslie Jones KILLING IT at the premiere (with a little help from Christian Siriano):

It’s the inspirational story of how one woman succeeded against 5-4 odds.

If an American celebrity goes to Africa and doesn’t document it, did it actually happen?

This is sad. But also, how are you savvy enough to have $280K saved in cash, but dumb enough that someone took it from you because you believed you were going to get cursed????

I’m embarrassed to admit this but I learned so much about how to pose, smile, etc to look good in photos from America’s Next Top Model.

Smizing is real. And we should all remember not to be no-neck-monsters. It’s true, for all the times they planned photo shoots around fucking with the models (see any photo shoot involving heights, snakes, or spiders, when models had avowed phobias of said things) she was offering real advice based on YEARS of…

Janice is sofa king crazy, let’s do it!