This is why I focus my frivolous spending on fine jewelry. I am way too hard on my bags to think I could ever get any value back, but with jewelry short of losing/chipping a stone you can get almost anything looking good as new with some inexpensive repairs. There is certainly a gap in prices between new and used, but…

I can’t stop cry-laughing about Maggie Simpson & the baby with one eybrow.

I had no idea who he was until this, so thank you for the recap!

That was beautiful.

I met mostly assholes. My one pal worked for some cool company that I forget (when I say cool, I mean the clothes were cool IMO) and then Versace. No idea where she works now though (we kinda fell out of touch since I’ve had to move a lot). Her friends all worked at “big” fashion PR firms and Vogue and shit. I…

Ugh, I DO know the type. When I lived in NYC, I lived with three girlfriends and two of them worked in fashion (one in PR, one was a stylist) and I went to a few “fashion” parties with them. The people I met there were THE WORST. Always made me wonder like, “My two friends are awesome, but how are they friends with…

OMG, don’t stop. Let it out, girl. Tell me MOAR!

This is the most blatant thunder-stealing I’ve ever seen, and they both look like they’re aware of it.

This all started popping up around my insta explore page and once I realized what was going on, I eye rolled and went about my weekend.

There are so many inspired descriptions that I didn't think I would be able to choose my favorite. That is until I saw #45: KKK rally port-a-potty holding tank. That made me have to clean my monitor screen.

Ah thats the vision of magnificence in the header image?

I love her so much! Taystee is my favorite on OITNB and Danielle seems equally awesome in real life. For a person who doesn’t really give a shit about celebrities’ lives, other than as passing gossip fodder, it makes me happy to see her doing so well.

I too love his coat! Sharing it with the menfolk...

my god yes! she is so amazingly gorgeous time slows down.

YES!!!

But I haven’t watched OITNB seasons 3 yet! Dammit. Is it still great?

She is absolutely stunning in that picture. God that smile.

oh my god I forgot how SOON new OITNB is!!!! AHHH

You’re regularly the dumbest person on these boards.