On behalf of everyone: See WHAT above?

I would agree that becoming upset at Lamar Odom’s inclusion in Dirt Bag is an overreaction. But Muhammad Ali does not belong here. His death is not gossip, nor mere “overnight news.”

Are you actually comparing the death of an American icon to the hospitalization of a minor celebrity?

UPDATE: The March 2016 [Allure] cover is split with Naomi Campbell. Allure’s grade has been updated from B- to A-.

The Associated Press reports that the man, who is not named in order to protect his daughter’s identity

I AM SO HERE FOR THIS

You know ... Johnny Depp’s friends have every right to defend him and say things on his behalf. But JESUS does this man need a better class of friends.

What? Stop huffing paint. You know how I can tell all you want to do is fight? You are ALL OVER THE PLACE.

gawd, thanks for the heads up. Also I am really sorry if anyone thinks I have something against Ohio! Cleveland is a badass American city!

On behalf of my paternal family that has been in Brooklyn for over 10 generations: That is ridiculous.

Well if your brother would like to come here and tell me how much Brooklyn sucks, I’m all ears. You run along now and go bicker pointlessly with someone else, confident in your deluded belief that I hate Ohio.

You’re delving into some weird fan fiction there, homie. You never answered my question: Have you ever even been to Brooklyn? Because generally adults do not say that a neighborhood “sucks” when they haven’t even been anywhere near it in their lives, which I suspect you haven’t.

It was meant more as “Do you even have a dog in this fight?” Not intended to malign Ohio. I can see how it could be read that way, and for that I apologize, but you clearly DON’T have a dog in this fight just as I suspected, so please go bicker needlessly with someone else.

You’re a mind reader now, eh? I have no reason to look down on people outside of the tristate. That’s what self-loathing transplants do.

I’m wondering what makes you say “Bushwick sucks.” Because it’s a typical thing that people who have been here for ten minutes say because they are ashamed that they’re from Ohio (or wherever) and are trying to be cool. Nothing wrong with being from Ohio. Lots wrong with NYC transplants who take some sort of…

Are you telling me this from Ohio?

LOL. Your producer name is GetOffMyLawn

I would imagine the French probably aren’t crazy about him either, because after living there for about 15 years he still refused to become a citizen, because he didn’t want to pay taxes there as well as in the U.S. And then he left Vanessa Paradis, one of the country’s most beloved icons since her childhood.

I don’t think there is antipathy towards Heard. No one seems to dispute she had reasons to divorce Depp. People question her choice of marrying him in the first place.

Also, we have spent the past 3+ years saying that it looks like BOTH of them have been doing a lot of drugs and alcohol, but suddenly everyone seems to have forgotten Amber’s equally glassy eyes (which I find amusing).