all true!

Kaia Gerber in her debut catwalk season put the countdown clock on the Instamodels. Halfway decent Gigi Hadid might still get booked, but Bella is toast and Kendall is a straight-up liability/embarrassment at this point. I do not even understand what Alexander Wang was thinking when he added those two twerps to the…

All excellent points! Your Reese Witherspoon example is especially astute (although, god bless her, if there were any issue with Reese, she would still be a classic super-high-functioning addict). With McGowan, it’s complicated—she reminds me of Sinead O’Connor, where she says a lot of unrestrained crazy shit. Like a…

And yet addicts like Charlie Sheen and Johnny Depp secure regular work. A man has to be Mickey Rourke level before his habits are considered an insurance liability. Rose’s “issues” are garden-variety, although you’re right that she’s not bankable i.e. profitable enough for anyone to want to work around her problems.…

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I was born in the 70s so I’m very fond of the decade. :) And honestly, the 80s (oh, how I loved you, 80s ...) also feel like ten minutes ago as much as they do nearly 40 years past. But I like to take a big-picture approach to life, because it really does go by in a blink, and people are basically the same no matter…

It reminds me of people, meaning my mom, lol, brushing aside my dad’s lung cancer because “we didn’t know how bad smoking was back then.” Really? In the 1980s? Also, regardless of what “we” were told, maybe that violent hacking cough every morning was a sign that he was poisoning himself? I truly have sympathy for the…

Winona Forever

This is like when people excuse Roman Polanski because the 1970s. Spoiler alert: The 1970s were fucked up and wrong, but they were also about ten minutes ago. And fucked-up shit is always pretty obviously wrong to the recipients of that behavior ... it’s not like sodomizing 13 year olds was ever OK, just that at some…

Times have changed, you need to evolve, argle bargle *handjob motion*

The puppy purse was everything. Apparently little Miss Q collects them? She’s so fab.

BugMote: I’m a faggot

I’m sorry. I really, REALLY, truly, honestly am not interested in fighting with you, or Scrumby, I’m just not. Your reaction seems so OTT to me. For example:

I’m sorry, I didn’t understand any of that. I really do not plan out my visits to Jezebel or even remember any of these tiffs until I log on again, tiffs that are almost always rooted in misunderstandings and not malice, at least from my perspective. I kept trying to let oldscrumby know it wasn’t that serious. He was…

lol yes I am. Clooney sucks, Amal probs regrets marrying this irritating, not actually very handsome bachelor several tiers below her on the brain charts, and the both of them dress terribly. I’m saltier than a bag of pretzels! Although your comment made me laugh.

Oh please he bends over backward to insinuate that Sinatra is his father! Which I am sure he is, but we get it already! I also suspect Ronan wears blue contacts to drive the point home.

It’s not all luck, though. It’s talent. And yes, the luck of being born with long limbs and outstanding bone structure. But what Kate and Naomi do takes talent and hard work, and that’s why they have 30-year careers. I fear they are the last of models who can count on such a thing, but just a few decades ago, runway…

Fair enough, but I think you know what I mean. Binx Walton won the genetic lottery back when she was born to a single mom in Tennessee. She is 5'10" with killer bone structure and that ineffable charm that makes for a great model. A young woman like Binx should be able to count on a least 15 years in this industry, if…

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Dude, I did not do that. I’m telling you, promising you, I didn’t. The original argument here stopped being relevant long ago—I’m morbidly fascinated by how you are perceiving this exchange, which is why I keep responding ... but honestly, I didn’t “jack” your argument, I’m sorry if you felt insulted when I only meant…