This fucking outrages me as someone who grew up in Manasquan but like most locals always kept Island Beach our secret, because it is the best ... I want to smother that slobbery bennie Chris Christie with an extremely large pillow right now, or perhaps thwack him with a Brave New World surfboard (Point Pleasant…

Thank you. Chuck D was like 28 when Yo Bum Rush released ... we’ve had hip-hop grown-ups for a long time now.

One of the things that always made me pay close attention to this case from the start was that these guys were my peers, I could have gone to school with them. I wish I had been able to kick it in homeroom with Yusef Salaam, rocking his late-80s high-top fade and complaining about how his mom was making him read so…

Motherfucking idiots are being given a platform in some delusional, unexamined pursuit of fairness?

I cannot deal with how delicate we’re asked to be with people now. Emilia Clarke sounds like an idiotic princess who I can’t be bothered to do much more than eyeroll at, and Lucille here seems ready to burst into tears herself because we’re not willing to hold Emilia’s hand during her self-awareness journey? She’s…

heh heh

point taken

yawnz

Dude, it was a joke. I love Long Island, so fucking relax.

They should arrest 1,000 on Avenue A—fuck, they could arrest a thousand people on UPPER Avenue A, so basically 10th to 14th Streets, alone.

She’s a fucking right-wing nutbag, spend ten seconds of your life and look at her Twitter, the link is RIGHT THERE, no one here works for your lazy ass

The subject at hand is a NYC suburb, you fucking ofay

If you get smug satisfaction from rudely pointing out something at the end of a thread wherein several others have already made the point without nastiness, your life must be very empty.

First, several people, seemingly more intelligent and definitely less rude than you, explained to me why police would not give exact numbers of calls in this situation, and I thanked them for showing me the error in my initial thinking.

read the whole thread before popping off

Why are you assuming that Ms. Smith is a liberal at the same time you’re accusing others of being delusional? Are you too lazy to click on the link to her Twitter, or do you just enjoy making ill-informed statements?

Why are you assuming that Ms. Smith is a liberal at the same time you’re accusing others of being delusional? Are you too lazy to click on the link to her Twitter, or do you just enjoy making ill-informed statements?

Why are you assuming that Ms. Smith is a liberal at the same time you’re accusing others of being delusional? Are you too lazy to click on the link to her Twitter, or do you just enjoy making ill-informed statements?

No, it actually hasn’t, which your lazy ass would know if you’d read the whole thread and saw me thank multiple people who explained my initial error to me without being douchebags about it. Bye Felicia.

Are you always this fucking wordy and pretentious? And did you somehow miss the many follow-up comments I made after realizing I jumped to conclusions about the police’s call count, thanks to commenters who explained it to me without being tedious windbags?