It’s a hilarious image: a group of folks doing all sorts of active things (team sports, cooking, chopping wood, etc.) without a single stitch of clothing on ... but always with shoes! Shoes at all times!

Except ... that woman has never actually been blond a single day in her life. And while I appreciate the attempt with the Dutch settler surname, Betsy or Becky or Beth or whatever she’s calling herself is a “WASP” from the George Zimmerman school of white peopling.

You lied to us, Dodai!!

Ugh, fucking Rodarte

Thank you!

What you talking about, what am I talking about? I am talking about exactly what you said, that it doesn’t feel like Chelsea and is in no way what people mean when they’re like “I can’t believe a hate crime against an LGBT person happened in Chelsea!” Because that area is the wandering addict bus depot from hell. Only…

This isn’t Chelsea proper. It’s a few blocks south of Penn Station, and full of scumbags all the time.

Sorry, thought I was responding to someone else! Thanks for this article. :)

damn, you are better than one of those Met maps, girl, tyvm

They were at the Costume Institute. Clothing absolutely 100 percent needs to be kept away from smoke if it is to be preserved.

I’ve always given him side-eye anyway ... he is no Roger Vivier or Salvatore Ferragamo. /unapologetic snobbery

I wonder how Mr. Blahnik feels about being one of the world’s foremost shoe designers who is asked to make these horrible putty-colored vinyl-looking mules again and again for this mean old lady.

I have rage fits about those fucking beige vinyl pool shoes that she must have bought in a lot of 100 pairs

I have rage fits about those fucking beige vinyl pool shoes that she must have bought in a lot of 100 pairs

Gisele is a smug idiot, staying married to another idiot doesn’t seem that difficult

Anna Wintour = Jesus lady how did we let your reign of terror go on for so long? AND YOU’RE WEARING THOSE FUCKING SHOES AGAIN AREN’T YOU

Anna Wintour = Jesus lady how did we let your reign of terror go on for so long? AND YOU’RE WEARING THOSE FUCKING SHOES AGAIN AREN’T YOU

I freaking love Friends. When I need to feel safe I snuggle down with the cats and watch the Thanksgiving episodes. And my favorite friend is Monica! When she dustbustered her stand-up vacuum and was like “If only there was a smaller one to clean this one!” Oh Monica :)

Oh but can we also talk about this

IDK, I mean was Mary super unpleasant here, yes, but like are we gonna stay mad at Naomi Campbell forever for throwing that phone? I just think a lot of us went through an angry stage where we behaved terribly, but should it haunt us forever? At the same time I do understand that behaving this way will cause some…