Please know that if I say “duh” to you, it’s not intended to make you feel bad ... but DUH. HUNDREDS of mental health professionals have recently come forward to say that this man is a danger to society and unfit for office. The trailing off and nonsensical speech patterns are indicative of unchecked mental illness.

“ ... doing nothing FLOTUS-y self to sit down/get out/just stop/etc”

1988, dude

1988, dude

Sorry, but no. Trump’s been vaguely threatening to run for office for decades now. Whereas he and Melania have only been married since 2006.

She’s the worst. I want her fake-architect, never-a-model, speaks-one-language-and-does-it-poorly self doing nothing FLOTUS-y—her one attempt so far was plagiarism for which I still don’t think she was dragged sufficiently.

Sasha Obama 2036

I agree with you in principle, but no one just accidentally marries a presidential candidate. The road to the White House takes years and it also takes a very specific personality, so wives know this going in. It is sad that it’s only been wives until the present day.

Shelley looks so good there *kitty heart-eyes emoji*

ding-dang double post!

I agree that the cast should not be blamed, especially since the message is so messy at this point—Elisabeth Moss seems like she’s pulled in a different direction every day. It’s not fair to burden her with the (fair) criticism of this show’s messaging just because people know who she is and the marketing ding-dongs…

OMG if only you sat next to me in Catholic School homeroom. I was always wondering why Jesus on the cross was made to look so damn hot, with his surfer dude hair and visible six-pack and Lollapalooza-worthy cool crowl of thorns. I’d sit there staring, like, Are all crucifix designers gay men, because Jesus is fabulous!

OMG if only you sat next to me in Catholic school homeroom. I was always wondering why Jesus on the cross was made to look so damn hot, with his surfer dude hair and visible six-pack and Lollapalooza-worthy cool crowl of thorns. I’d sit there staring, like, Are all crucifix designers gay men, because Jesus is fabulous!

Lay off the Catholics. We may be crazy, but we bring you stained glass and wine. :p

Me too, mon frere, me too.

ugh, that too!

“Starshell” is a stupid fucking name, it sounds like something a little girl obsessed with the Little Mermaid would call herself, and you’ve got to be one dumb broad to be mentored and produced by MARY J and then sleep with her do-nothing husband.

Mr. Jay was kind of a dick. His criticism was never helpful, IMO. “You’re giving me this”—he mimics a model’s pose—“when I need to see THIS”—he changes the pose fractionally. Mr. Jay was just a bitch to ANTM models every episode, and my own hair stylist, who is also a dear friend, knew and worked with him back in the…

That video is mesmerizing. Naomi is the greatest of all time

Thank you for this. It’s really worth a watch. Admittedly I will always take Naomi’s side in things (people forget that she is just 4 years older than Tyra and was a young, struggling person herself during this whole media-driven feud), but if one listens carefully it seems that Naomi lashed out at Tyra largely…