No one considers the Kushners “old money.” He’s not Andy Cooper FFS, just another nouveau clown from New Jersey*

I used to steal money out of the register at my first part-time job

Are you actually comparing stealth defecation and arson to fishing out some balls from a pond and selling them back to willing golfers?

Are you Catholic? You seem hellbent on punishing yourself for this childhood golf ball “transgression” that no one else seems to think is problematic in the least. Forgive yourself, my sister!!

Right? I spent time on several golf courses as a child (in foreign countries even!) and not one of those times was I an invited guest. Honestly, if you see a child on a golf course, assume he/she snuck in! This commenter is weirdly self-flagellating for normal kid behavior.

completely agree, well said

No one would be wondering if Melania was an escort if Trump just hadn’t called her a supermodel over and over! There are about 50 women who can legitimately call themselves supermodels, and we all know who they are. Melania couldn’t manage to pose for a fricking Spiegel catalog before she married Cheeto Benito, so I…

Did you read the Autobiography of Malcolm X? Because there is a story in it that I think every well-meaning white person should memorize, and I say this as a well-meaning white person.

I feel like this is news that Timothy Caughman would have told me, or anyone, who sat next to him in the park when they should have been getting to work.

Sorry, my bad—sarcasm does not always travel well on ye olde interwebs!

I mean if you can afford to dye/bleach your hair at all, you can afford to go to Sally Beauty Supply and learn about bleach concentrations and maybe not doing your whole head when 1/4th will do.

Colored contacts make me sad. Brown eyes are beautiful. The only time colored contacts don’t depress me is when drag queens or cosplayers wear them.

You clearly know nothing of modeling high fashion.

Ivanka is hideous and every last one of these racist “Aryan” bitcas have (cheap-ass single-process) bleached hair and whittled to oblivion nose jobs and creepy blue contacts, e.g., any hag on Fox News. Nice eyebrows, dear ... lol

Heh, hence me putting “wrong” in scare quotes.

OK I get that this administration means I have a new part-time job informing the world that Melania was not ever a fashion model, so allow me to tell everyone about Ivanka the “model” while I’m at it:

ugggh I remember stumbling across that photo in Harper’s Bazaar and wanting to VOM-IT. Businesswoman! Clown tits! Empowerment! Feminisimism!!!

Oh my god, I know it’s “wrong” to come for people on their appearances but jesus christmas those are some Mr. Potato Head looking fuckers standing on either side of Pinhead. Put it away!!

yup, giant chompers aka veneers

Don’t cry for Hailey just yet, Harper’s Bazaar has a ... well, bizarre fixation with her. She has been on the covers of HB Australia, Spain, Malaysia, and Turkey—three times for Turkey!!! lol