Milo Yiannopoulos is the ideological analogue of Kim Kardashian’s rear end. Trickster breaks the internet.

Milo does have a Michael Alig quality to him, doesn’t he? Although I can’t see him murdering anyone ... too lazy.

See now if Milo could just look as good in pearls as Adam Ant did during the Prince Charming years, we wouldn’t even be having this conversation. :p

His book cover is so punchable

It was his maternal grandmother. I don’t keep insisting anything, I only mentioned his grandmother the first time to clarify that it was not his mother and the second time threw in “allegedy” because no one really knows if he is telling the truth about his family. He is smart enough not to claim a grandmother who was…

love it

His grandmother was allegedly Jewish. Please read before responding.

Well we are definitely in agreement that Milo is a mystery—his backstory, his family, how much money he has. He could very well wind up desperate as you suggest, and it will be interesting to see what unfolds. I do think he got more than he bargained for with his fameball stunts, and will ultimately live to regret it.

It’s Schoolhouse Rock!, bitch

Bill is a douche and you nominate him to be president of bisexuals? Or even treasurer? :p Dude, I find bisexuals adorably annoying for many reasons (sidebar: please do not yell at me for saying that, bisexuals) but they deserve better than that greyscale douchebag representing them in any way. Give Evan Rachel Wood a…

I would like to teleport Milo back to Project Runway’s Bravo years so Michael Kors could eviscerate him. Mostly I wish my childhood hero Pete Burns was still alive. Pete was a true outsider, and he never minced words, and as a true-blue British icon I am sure his perspective on fellow Brit Milo would be especially…

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I also think a lot of his audience wants to fuck him (and then bash his brains in). There’s a thin line between homophobia and self-loathing for many of this type. Here you have Milo, who is reasonably attractive and probably seems impossibly sophisticated and urbane to the Trump fanboys he surrounds himself…

True, but he gives me Cat Marnell vibes. Not that Cat is a racist (gawd, I hope not), but that she can afford to be a professional wackjob because she has family money to support her lifestyle. The book deals are just bonuses. So while Milo surely does have a habit to support, and he will probably always be at the…

“Catholic Jew” is still not a thing though

ungraying because I love salacious gossip, especially the kind that sounds totally plausible

Thank you. Still, “Catholic Jew” is not a thing. That’s like me oxymoronically calling myself a “Catholic atheist” instead of explaining that I was raised Roman Catholic but abandoned religion in youth.

Good lord. It’s like he (or one of his 40+ interns) wrote the article, and then he had a ~lightbulb~ moment that went

HE’S A CATHOLIC JEW

YAS