Even if Melania’s original prenup was terrible—and from what we know about Marla walking away from her time in the Trump dungeon with a mere 2 mil, I am sure it is—there’s something called renegotiation. Trump will give Melania whatever she wants not to have her walk out on him while he is the president. People who…

SHE IS NOT A MODEL!!!

And she has great posture. As a lady of 5'7" (lies, I am a mere 5'6") with no less than 3.5" of heels strapped to me feet at all times, I am in awe of the beauty of tall gals like Michelle, who stand up so straight and wear their height so well.

Tiffany is tacky. It’s overpriced and of middling quality, it’s literally downstairs from Trump Tower and required no effort, and the blue box is as loud and recognizable as a McDonald’s wrapper. Oh, and it’s eternally associated with a film where Audrey Hepburn played an annoying prostitute and Mickey Rooney did…

Why the insults? Because, just like the ridiculous woman married to our Racist-in-Chief who claims she was a model and inspired my username here, you are lying. Some people actually work in fashion, have gone to school for it, devote our lives to it, and it’s very clear when someone who has not done any of those…

Lily is such a beauty!

noooo

such a good boy

I have never been prouder to be from New Jersey

lol I was hoping for the perfect “Tiffany? pfft” comment, and here it is

Fur is disgusting (unless it is on the original weater, ANIMALS) and it’s also so aging and stupid-looking. But Judith is lady who chooses to bang Giuliani. Let’s just say expectations are low.

Ivanka needs to rethink her 2000 era clownish boob job. If Posh Spice can admit she was wrong, so can Ivanka.

Speak for yourself please. Hillary does not represent me. Especially with Mrs. O front and center.

Hey skanks! Are you interested in putting your stumpy legs and bleach jobs and blue contacts on display for like, a quid? Possibly a hundo if some old man wants to take you home? Then do we have the modeling job for you

I love ADW! Off to see what Dawwn Lewis is up to these days ...

I really want a Diane show—what is that little evil genius smartypants up to when her family is not around?—but Yara is a great young lady and so ambitious and smart, and I’m sure she’ll see that her spinoff is top-notch. So yay.

I love how you speak with such authority as a clear idiot and someone who obviously knows nothing about high fashion. Like, are you actually pretending you work with us? Or know anything about how the industry works? What are you even wearing right now? You are so full of shit.

That DailyKos link I posted above was a real eye-opener for me re: Ivanka’s modeling career. I thought she was just given her onetime Seventeen cover as a favor (and because teen fashion editors are absurdly obsessed with dull famous offspring, a rant for another day) but it turns out that Daddy basically handed her…

It’s all so sugarless, hooker/waitress
Model/actress, oh just go nameless

Utterly grotesque.