If being gorgeous were all it took to be a good model we’d all be fucking models

Well, I’d melodramatically say I’m canceling my American Vogue sub, but I let that lapse ages ago. This will be the first September issue I have skipped since the late 1980s, however.

I mean, SERIOUSLY

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Never, if you are an atheist punk kid forced to pledge during homeroom at your American public school!!!

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Bella is a perfectly pretty girl (now that she’s had all that work done), and I would have no dislike for her (I do not hate anyone) if she weren’t so suddenly and highly successful in modeling specifically.

She’s amazing. She can be tomboyish and sporty, but she can also do couture runways and editorials and everything in between. Here she is very natural and cool (with Natalie Westling, also amazing)

Well, you’re not getting them from me.

I guess I’m also really glad that you and JoyInTheMorning as well as a couple of other posters had such great mothers that you can’t fathom this situation being real.

BINX WALTON YAAAAS

I was the same! My grunge phase included never brushing my hair so it was all gnarly (Eddie Vedder stole mah look, lol), never fixing any hems or fallen-off buttons (sorry, Mom), and entirely eschewing makeup and nail polish except maybe a red-brown lipstick. I figured those Drew Barrymore style Betty Boop brows were…

I just sold a LAMB pencil skirt recently! I’m so sorry, had I known of your tragedy I would have tried to help!

I don’t think Heather Graham drinks alcohol, or ever has, and I’m convinced that is a huge part of her eternal youthfulness. Some people drink and manage to look young well into middle age, but they are rare and lucky, and eventually all drinkers hit the wall (except those people who truly stop at one 4 oz. glass a…

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I appreciate that. Space Moth is an odd duck. Like, I admitted that I spoke unclearly and really didn’t feel that I spoke to him rudely or dismissively, but homes would just not let it go and kept analyzing my previous comments, quoting me back line-for-line. The whole time I’m getting stars from other people, so they …

Melania wishes she were ever in the same building as Mossy

Huh. I thought I was admitting to a poor word choice. Snarky and dismissive aren’t really my thing. I get kind of frustrated and yelly sometimes, but that’s more in general frustration than directed at anyone in particular. Tone is a weird thing on the Internet.

Trump would have you believe that Melania was up there with the supes. Regardless, I’m not being a snob. I’d respect Melania’s Spiegel Catalog game or whatever is the 1990s equivalent of Instagram modeling! Except she wasn’t doing that either.

All of the examples you take from Wiki are referring to pictorials taken after she married Trump. She was posing as a trophy wife, not working for those magazines as a fashion model.