Translation: I’m fameballing to be the Brandon Stanton of nude public spectacles, blah blah inclusion, blah blah the “sacred feminine,” buy my “art”

I mean, honestly: what is the difference between “everythingshesaysmeanseverything” and the infamous Onion article “Women Now Empowered By Everything A Woman Does”?

this is so fucking stupid

It’s a great time to be a Roz fan here :D

ATTENTION ROZ CHAST FANS:

Julie Klausner is full of shit. She said what she said and she knows it. Clearly Gwyneth is more threatening than Zendaya, but the point is don’t let your big mouth write a check your ass can’t cash.

Also racism. And probably ageism a bit too.

It fits like a dream, which I think (aside from the utter fabulousness of how Leslie looks) is the biggest triumph here, since it basically shuts down the one possibly true argument put forth by some of these Hollywood turd-stylists: that a custom dress for an actress who is not a sample size must be requested months…

The full picture is even better. She and her friends are wearing little Ghostbusters jumpsuits! I CAN’T EVEN!!

I found Mindy’s underwhelming (although not as much as Sarah Silverman’s — totally phoned in, so disappointing because she’s better than that), and Amy’s sadly a bit repetitive. For me, Kathy Griffin is the gold standard of funny women books in terms of good writing. Her family has serious tragedy, and she went deep.…

The details of the castings (objectification/degradation, etc.) may be realistic, but the location is mostly not, even for campaigns that are shot in LA. Also, I would take Abbey’s words with a grain of salt unless you think most castings take place in stark, overlit rooms with identically posed models perfectly…

Tyra sometimes goes entirely off the rails — Pot Ledom comes to mind — but she has contributed to this world with her solid advice about smizing, making it fashion (aka not being a ho), and booty tooching.

I AM READY

I never stopped to think about this but you are absolutely correct! it’s awful!

It pains me so much that Tyra’s ridiculousness is not actually bad advice. That fruit loop knows what she is talking about.

You can’t have a nonmodel hosting ANTM. I don’t care if the show has never produced a top model (which = arguable), it has to be hosted by a legitimate model. Just because you modeled a couple of times does not make you a model, Rita (if that is your name)

nooooo I want to believe that Janice has conquered her demons. Except for the being a bitch demon — we need that one

WORD

I’m sorry if I seemed combative. That was not my intention. Have a good day.

English uses the term “my” in a lot of ways that don’t necessarily imply ownership