@KenJr: If I was a scumbag, I would HATE for my secrets to get out.

@lewisboy: It's about telling the truth without being a dick.

@Charles Keledjian: Impressive. I've never seen someone miss the point with such gusto!

@Toshi: Hatsune Miku is a voice synthesizer soundfont for a music creation program made by Yamaha. Nothing more.

@doyleman7: Seeing as how the only people who would know that are the kinds of people who watch South Park, nobody is very worried.

@colineff: It is indeed.

@pmbaustin: Seconded. On AT&T and want an Android.

@ps61318: 1. "Who pays for the pipes?" I do. I'm paying monthly for my internet connection. p2p domains wouldn't change anything about that at all. Access to the net will not be free of charge.

@pɹɐoqʎǝʞuǝʞoɹq: Thing about that is that it's a lot easier to find the people who CREATE child porn than it is to find the ones who distribute it.

@Predacons_Terrorize: You live at home, don't you?

@RICKMUM: Your definition of theft does not align with that of anyone who doesn't live on the internet.

@Mlata: Imagine if only the TSA could have guns.

@jackslackofselfrespect: Just one of the many problems with hosting a sporting event in space!

@Snes: Seeing as how it all clearly went way, way over your head, yes. That is definitely it without a doubt.

@Snes: Someone doesn't understand a single word they just read...

@atrus123: Stickroll

@AllOfUsAreLost.: @oosiegewolfoo:

@OutlawDominus: And that's how you prime a sequel.

@eyjafjallajökull: herp derp 4chan does

@mtfmuffins: Achievement Unlocked 1,000G - Never Heard That One Before!