“You’re not in charge, shut up and get the fuck out of the car!”

Excellent rule of thumb for any of our white brethren wondering if they should call the cops: Ask your self “would *I* do (activity)?” Maybe follow it up with “HAVE I done (activity)?” if the answer to either is yes, put the phone down and go back to fucking up potato salad.

Wait are those three *diferent* white women, or just one white woman moving very fast back and forth to appear as three?

That’s some Toni Morrison G shit.

I live a 10 minute walk from this location. Technically, portable charcoal grills are not allowed anywhere around the lake (there are stationary charcoal grills at some locations, and other locations that allow you to bring a non-charcoal grill measuring less than 27" across). They are next to Lakeshore Ave on the…

I’ve read some of the other stories since the Philadelphia Starbucks debacle. PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FOR FELLOW WHITE FOLK: BLACK PEOPLE DOING LEGAL THINGS, LIKE SLEEPING OR COOKING OR EXISTING, IS NOT ILLEGAL. STOP WITH THIS SHIT.

“That’s Wakeisha. She’s going to stay with you,” Hines-Brim shouted after she threw the ashes

“That’s Wakiesha. She’s going to stay with you,”

I love how we’re too dumb to be an actual Ivy League student but somehow we are sneaky enough to fake school IDs and move into a dorm room we dont belong in. Contradiction and hypocrisy are the shampoo and conditioner of white peoples’ bullshit

Michelle say BE BETTER, I say, “BE BEST!”

So she’s saying she would have let a group of people rob her neighbor if they’d waved to her?

*911 answers

Looks out window, see some black folks smiling....realizes her empty life is shit, and her cheating hubby’s’ money isn’t doing the job, also, out of kale chips, kids hiding in bedroom on sleep number beds, watching Netflix and chillin...

We should have a National Call the Police On White People Day for just doing all the shit we do when we get the cops called on us.

This kerfluffle went down because a white neighbor took it upon herself to call said law enforcements on the friends, allegedly because they didn’t “wave to her”

911 is for emergencies.

Looks like that’s the only thing he doesn’t eat.

Ok some more jokes

Another case of Asimov’s Cult of Ignorance - “My ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.”

Credit to Van for responding, in the moment and in the face a huge celebrity and icon and not backing down and still delivering some really real shit to Kanye’s face.