“We can’t take too many more grasshoppers, captain. Shields are at 19% and falling.”

Take a hike, racist.

Fuck all y’all, my next truck’s gonna have one of these bad boys.

I guess you win... this time

So throwing away long-respected journalistic principles, whereby people may tell you things they otherwise wouldn’t/couldn’t in exchange for confidentiality, is OK as long as you don’t like the guy? We’ve become a nation entirely overtaken by feelings.

Solved - Its a Mopar Restoration Option. 

I didn’t know that FCA was implementing 2-step verification for gear selection.

Yo, we ...

Every option. EVERY. OPTION.

One is for Ramming, one is for Dodging.

If they’re going to allow all persons in a driverless car to be drunk, then they need to have a really good artificial intelligence built in too.

It is, but only in the US

Yes, however it’s still only available in the US iTunes store.

Pretty sure thats a development mule for the new chevy cruz. Or maybe f150.

Lewis, please stop acting like a petulant child. It’s getting old.

Lewis is a tool. He wonders why only he has gearbox failures at Mercedes? Karma, son - karma. He’s been a disdainful asshole for too long and the Universe has noticed.

Under the definition of “petulant child” you’ll find Lewis Hamilton.

“Any more disrespecting my disrespecting and I am going to throw all of my toys out of the pram.”

Reading this BS it struck me how I really miss having schumacher about, great guy and a true professional