"If my daddy dies in a fiery crash going too fast, do not smile, because I wlll be crying."

Well crap, I just drop cash on some glucosamine from Trader Joes. Already opened the bottle. Drat.

Is there a recipe that can Tweet my birthday, mother's maiden name, and the last four digits of my SSN?

I'm a graphic designer with 20/20 vision. Would I benefit? How much are non-prescription versions from Costco?

Costco has three pairs of 70% Merino wool socks for around $12!

F4llout? or 4allout?

Ok, congrats on naming a whole bunch of games set in New York and Washington DC. New England is Massachusetts, Maine,New Hampshire, Vermont, Rhode Island, and Connecticut.

The perfect size, color and shape for everyone. No one will return it, guaranteed.

Money.

that "crack" is called expertise

His entire look screams of a 40+ year-old man wanting to be 20 again, and dreaming of having an 18 year old girlfriend. Uses god as a crutch to shame women to sleep with him.

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!!!

I udntsnad taht dyslexia is vrey rael. Hwoveer, ltetres dno't need to be in oderr to be albe to raed tehm. :D

"Overstock"

"I often tell people that this was the best thing that ever happened to me," Orth says. "It's hard for people to hear that, because they saw what happened...But, you know, it was an amazing, life-changing experience for me. I wouldn't want to go back to the person I was before then."

Ubisoft is another company that's great at picking songs for showcasing their games. I'm a fan of Woodkid's now because they used his song "Iron" in the E3 trailer for Assassin's Creed Revelations